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A Lesson in Street MMA: Try not to fight in a venue with large metal poles

I’ve never been knocked out from a punch, but I have awoken in bizarre and unusual places with strange bruises sporadically spread on my body. If Jagermeister has one-punch knockout properties, then I’ve felt the business end of its fist more than once. At MiddleEasy, we would never suggest that you practice MMA in the back of anyone’s yard. However, if you insist on executing street MMA, try not doing it in a venue that has large metal poles inside. In this lesson, take note that if you disregard our warnings, then you will get knocked out — and you may appear to be physically impaired. Don’t be alarmed. It’s simply a temporary brain anomaly that will be fixed in a very short-span of time.

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