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Tonight…there will be blood

Today is finally today…and it already feels like the best day ever. Without Strikeforce, today wouldnt be today…it would just be another day. If I had to pick any day to be today, it would be today.  Strikeforce should just make every ticket for tonight’s event out of thermite so when you enter the Scottrade

Tonight…there will be blood

Today is finally today…and it already feels like the best day ever. Without Strikeforce, today wouldnt be today…it would just be another day. If I had to pick any day to be today, it would be today.  Strikeforce should just make every ticket for tonight’s event out of thermite so when you enter the Scottrade

Baroninator 3000

How can anyone not like Phil Baroni? Dude is like the MMA version of Ghostface Killah. If Baroni had to make a list of his top five influences in MMA, dude would just take that list, platinum plate it, and wear it around his neck. Normally, if someone was a self-proclaimed ‘New York Badass‘ you

Bellator X! TONIGHT! But really tomorrow!

Before the Bellator championships, humans had mysteries like ‘Who built the pyramids’, ‘What happens after we die?’ ‘Who shot JFK?’ ‘What the hell happened to my Corona that I ‘lost’ on my balcony last night’. Now humans have to ask  Why does the Bellator championship only air on ESPN Deportes? It’s the single greatest mystery

Bellator X! TONIGHT! But really tomorrow!

Before the Bellator championships, humans had mysteries like ‘Who built the pyramids’, ‘What happens after we die?’ ‘Who shot JFK?’ ‘What the hell happened to my Corona that I ‘lost’ on my balcony last night’. Now humans have to ask  Why does the Bellator championship only air on ESPN Deportes? It’s the single greatest mystery

Team Turkey vs. Team Germany! TONIGHT!

Whenever you choose two hot chicks to represent the two teams fighting in the M1 Global tournmanet, you never get any complaints. No one ever complained about the Brazil vs. Team USA one or even Team Benelux (which is ‘Belgium‘ for smart people) vs. Team Finland. People just accept it as part of their lives,

Team Turkey vs. Team Germany! TONIGHT!

Whenever you choose two hot chicks to represent the two teams fighting in the M1 Global tournmanet, you never get any complaints. No one ever complained about the Brazil vs. Team USA one or even Team Benelux (which is ‘Belgium‘ for smart people) vs. Team Finland. People just accept it as part of their lives,

Buy your tickets to the end of the world…today

Today you can officially get a front row seat to the end of the world. Forget what you heard about 2012, August 1st 2009 is when the universe gets sucked into the astronomical blackhole that is Fedor’s overhand right. Seriously, this is not a joke. They call him The Last Emperor because Fedor is the

Buy your tickets to the end of the world…today

Today you can officially get a front row seat to the end of the world. Forget what you heard about 2012, August 1st 2009 is when the universe gets sucked into the astronomical blackhole that is Fedor’s overhand right. Seriously, this is not a joke. They call him The Last Emperor because Fedor is the

Fedor wants the UFC to offer a better contract

That’s not a direct quote of what Fedor said but my keyboard couldn’t type out ‘arm bar breaking Russian alphabet characters’. Fedor rolls with his Russian/English translating agent that looks remarkably like a young Christopher McDonald (Am I the only person that sees it?) and in a recent interview with Fanhouse, he said (by way

Damarques Johnson is the definition of rawesome

YES! Any fighter that says he would like to fight Sonya Blade because he’s ‘more into blondes’ in an interview is officially our dude. Damarques told us to watch last night’s episode of The Ultimate Fighter because it would be explosive. That’s an understatement. It was like someone packed Hiroshima and Nagasaki in a white

Bet you never thought you would see this…

If you would have seen this a year ago, you would have thought it was photochopped. Kimbo Slice is a part of the UFC. Like Mask said…Believe. From the streets, to Cage Fury Fighting Championship to EliteXC to UFC in the course of two years. He even changed his chest hair! Rawesome.

Kim Couture wants to rumble

Kim Couture is hot. I just wanted to state the blatantly obvious. She’s some type of angelic…angel that decended from MMA heaven to hot up my TV everytime she fights…but she has a husband that can destroy every brain cell I have in my skull just by sneezing. That’s the only catch to fully loving

Angelica Chavez is mine

The cool thing about earth is once in a while, a hot chick will come into this world. What’s even cooler than that is sometimes, that hot chick will want to do MMA. Whats even cooler than that is that same chick will get exposed to gamma radiation and her clothes will be ripped off

The Last Emperor can beat The Last Dragon

When you speak, the MMA gods listen. In last week’s polls we asked “Who or what has the best chance to defeat Lyoto Machida?” and your answer…by a very narrow margin was Fedor Emelianenko beating out Anderson Silva by only 0.9%. The Karate Kid only pulled 7.2% of the vote and 10.8% of you guys believe

We get to watch a beautiful trainwreck

I know it’s been addressed here on MiddleEasy already but it bears repeating: Kimbo Slice will be on TUF 10. This made me spit my coffee all over the place, not from excitement but just as en excuse to spit coffee everywhere. Lets take a second to reflect on what we’re about to be given.