Damarques Johnson is the definition of rawesome

YES! Any fighter that says he would like to fight Sonya Blade because he’s ‘more into blondes’ in an interview is officially our dude. Damarques told us to watch last night’s episode of The Ultimate Fighter because it would be explosive. That’s an understatement. It was like someone packed Hiroshima and Nagasaki in a white glove and pimp slapped the entire American viewing audience. Dana White even said the end of the first round was the best ending he’s seen on TUF (but we said it first, maybe not be we like to think we did). What other dude do you know bites off half his tongue in a fight and then spits out his taste buds like theyre skittles. 

Damarques is the truth. The question of whether the dude’s chin has been tested have been laid…to rest (I want to see a question get laid. It would be an alphabet orgy). At the end of the first round, it was like Johnson’s chin was a fistport landing strip that received every punch landed by Nick Osipczak and it didnt even phase him. Yes. Damarques is going to the finale which means we’re going to a bar to order a blitzkreg of cosmpolitians and buttery nipple shots…because we’re men.

Published on June 4, 2009 at 12:20 pm
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