Whenever you choose two hot chicks to represent the two teams fighting in the M1 Global tournmanet, you never get any complaints. No one ever complained about the Brazil vs. Team USA one or even Team Benelux (which is ‘Belgium‘ for smart people) vs. Team Finland. People just accept it as part of their lives, sort of like an illegitimate kid (except there’s no child support that the mother uses at Senor Amigos every month because she’s a sloppy drunk (which is the reason why any of this happenned in the first place)).
Of course this is just topping on the MMA cake this weekend. Not only do we have Strikeforce kicking off with an insane card (How is Nick Diaz vs. Scott Smith that low on the card!) and of course Shinobi-killer himself, Urijah Faber trying to snatch his belt back from Penguins fan Mike Brown. So if watching MMA is like having your head chopped off by a ninja, consider Team Turkey vs. Team Germany the dizzying concussion right before your head drops to the floor and you spill blood all over my nice Target rug. Tonight at 8pm eastern. Get HDNet!