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UFC 99 Tonight!

Waking up on a saturday with live MMA to look forward to must be the same feeling OJ got when he was acquitted of murder. Because now, you’re free and have to search for the ‘real murderer’ which in this case is ‘The Axe Murderer’ who will undoubtedly commit violence again today. Like they said,

Team Russia vs. The world! Tonight!

Team Russia vs. The World tonight on M-1 Global. How is that different from any other night? M-1 should just rename the card Fedor Emelianenko vs. The World. That would make more sense than just ‘Russia’. The only people I know in Russia are Sega Genesis videogame end-level bosses, Ivan Drago (a great name for

Team Russia vs. The world! Tonight!

Team Russia vs. The World tonight on M-1 Global. How is that different from any other night? M-1 should just rename the card Fedor Emelianenko vs. The World. That would make more sense than just ‘Russia’. The only people I know in Russia are Sega Genesis videogame end-level bosses, Ivan Drago (a great name for

Breaking News: Matt Leinart vs. His entire NFL career…confirmed!

The only reason to train in something that involves getting your arm ripped off is if you’re getting paid for it. If you’re getting paid to not get your arm ripped off, then you should train in something that involves not getting your arm ripped off. Matt Leinart training in MMA while the starting quarterback

Exclusive interview with Jeremy Horn

  We can’t even think like Jeremy Horn. Any dude that has fought 140 MMA fights is in a different dimension. They probably don’t even think in objects and words but just how many times they can punch things in the face before it drops to the ground. Dude has fought over 100 times and

Tim Sylvia vs. Ray Mercer…now with MMA!

Alright, get ready to light up whatever you have close to you. The Adrenaline III card that happens on Saturday was supposed to have Ray Mercer vs. Tim Sylvia in a sanctioned six-round boxing match. No MMA rules, strictly boxing. Apparently Monte Cox, owner of Adrenaline (which I think is owned by M-1 Global) got

Tim Sylvia vs. Ray Mercer…now with MMA!

Alright, get ready to light up whatever you have close to you. The Adrenaline III card that happens on Saturday was supposed to have Ray Mercer vs. Tim Sylvia in a sanctioned six-round boxing match. No MMA rules, strictly boxing. Apparently Monte Cox, owner of Adrenaline (which I think is owned by M-1 Global) got

Kongo in two days…TWO DAYS!

Cheick Kongo is the reason North Korea will never launch a nuke at other country. Some dudes have cool nicknames like ‘The Spider’ and ‘The Natural’, Kongo goes by Unstoppable (seriously, he does). If you’re a communist country and you have a list of countries you would like to blow up, you’re forced to scratch

Kongo in two days…TWO DAYS!

Cheick Kongo is the reason North Korea will never launch a nuke at other country. Some dudes have cool nicknames like ‘The Spider’ and ‘The Natural’, Kongo goes by Unstoppable (seriously, he does). If you’re a communist country and you have a list of countries you would like to blow up, you’re forced to scratch

Get ready for some Silva on Silva crime!

Wanderlei Silva is a dude you want to have in your corner if there was an alien invasion…because he could blend in. Wanderlei looks like he’s the direct offspring of a set ginsu knives and the swine flu. Come on, Wanderlei is one of the illest MMA fighters alive and to respect Wanderlei Silva is

Most hot chicks are undefeated at…everything

The best thing about hot chicks is theyre usually undefeated at anything they do. A hot chick has never failed to get me to buy them that $8.50 shot of Jaggermeister at the bar. Hot chicks are undefeated at giving me their phone numbers only to text me the next day to tell me ‘they’re

5 rounds of hotness. Yes.

Not only do we have Carano trying to save the earth from Skynet on August 15th, but she gets more time to do it! Finally, the world’s first female MMA five-minute round fight, brought to you by my imagination (and Scott Coker). First we wielded into existence a fight between The Last Dragon vs. Sho’Nuff

5 rounds of hotness. Yes.

Not only do we have Carano trying to save the earth from Skynet on August 15th, but she gets more time to do it! Finally, the world’s first female MMA five-minute round fight, brought to you by my imagination (and Scott Coker). First we wielded into existence a fight between The Last Dragon vs. Sho’Nuff