Wanderlei Silva is a dude you want to have in your corner if there was an alien invasion…because he could blend in. Wanderlei looks like he’s the direct offspring of a set ginsu knives and the swine flu. Come on, Wanderlei is one of the illest MMA fighters alive and to respect Wanderlei Silva is the same as respecting a zombie outbreak in New York. Everyone knows about the Wanderlei/Anderson Silva beef that has recently resurfaced when Anderson Silva decided to train Rich Franklin for his upcoming fight with The Axe Murderer this weekend. Now the UFC wants to promote Anderson Silva vs. Wanderlei Silva! This is great news for Orcs everywhere seeing one of their own get in the ring with the reigning UFC middleweight champion.
We still have to see Anderson Silva vs. Forrest Griffin and Wanderlei Silva vs. Rich Franklin, but after that, Rampage told me we can get ready for some ‘Silva on Silva crime‘ then he stormed out of my apartment screaming ‘I WANT MY BELT BACK!’. Anyone named ‘The Axe Murderer’ is a guy I want to see on television all the time because if they’re on TV, they’re not lurking in my apartment. The last thing I need is to get served an axe to my throat. The first thing I need is Anderson Silva vs. Wanderlei Silva as soon as possible. And yeah, that’s a picture of Anderson Silva with a ‘I fuck on the first date’ shirt. Rawesome. [Source]