Team Russia vs. The World tonight on M-1 Global. How is that different from any other night? M-1 should just rename the card Fedor Emelianenko vs. The World. That would make more sense than just ‘Russia’. The only people I know in Russia are Sega Genesis videogame end-level bosses, Ivan Drago (a great name for any newborn), Tatu, Baby Fedor, and remanants of cold war (but they have Baby Fedor…aaaaw!). It’s no surprise that M-1 would pit the entire planet vs. ‘Team Russia’. It’s expected. Like in America, adults teach their children not to talk to strangers but in Russia, they teach them not to talk with Siberian bears and if you do, get them in an armbar.
So if you have HDNet (and lets face it, if you don’t have it by now you are more than welcome to visit my apartment complex and ‘take out your frustration’ on every one of my functional alcoholic neighbor’s 12 cats. Of course by ‘taking out your frustration’, I’m referring to giving them a loving home (Hello PETA)) and are happy to be inactive in front of your television starting at 8pm eastern, then you can see the ‘Russian Legion‘ take on the entire world. The apocalypse has nothing on tonight.