After Tom Lawlor’s Cuban cow teat drinking incident, hopefully we will see him incorporate animal lactation in his next UFC walk-out. Some of you may be shocked out there, but for some reason the fact that Filthy Tom Lawlor gets on his knees and wraps his lips around a cow teat is not that surprising.
For the life of me, I can’t get over the fact that Krazy Horse was not selected to be on this season of The Ultimate Fighter. Based on that statement, I’m dead. The afterlife is highly-overrated. It looks a lot like Xenia, Ohio around here and everyone has a strong fascination with The Phantom of
The most disappointing moment of UFC on Versus was the John Howard vs. Jake Ellenberger doctor stoppage. Although it was probably the right call considering how fast the eye puffed up, everyone was still itching to see that last 2:39 seconds of round 3. If only the UFC could include those two minutes and thirty-nine
The most disappointing moment of UFC on Versus was the John Howard vs. Jake Ellenberger doctor stoppage. Although it was probably the right call considering how fast the eye puffed up, everyone was still itching to see that last 2:39 seconds of round 3. If only the UFC could include those two minutes and thirty-nine
Chael Sonnen will claim this flowchart hasn’t been in a fight in seven years and that his flowchart has beat every champion in ever organization there’s ever been except one. We’ve seen the verbal beef between the two fighters, but when it comes to diagrams and mildly-complex algorithms, everything just got real. Check out this
Takanori Gomi tweets in English, yet refuses to speak the language in post-fight interviews. He does, however, have a suave translator who even nails down the idioms used by Gomi. I only wonder if he can translate phrases like ‘[Expletive] your life’, ‘ZUFFA Zombies’, ‘Bozo MMA analysts’ and a variety of other terms that would
Takanori Gomi tweets in English, yet refuses to speak the language in post-fight interviews. He does, however, have a suave translator who even nails down the idioms used by Gomi. I only wonder if he can translate phrases like ‘[Expletive] your life’, ‘ZUFFA Zombies’, ‘Bozo MMA analysts’ and a variety of other terms that would
Exactly this time last year, everyone who stayed up until 3:30am found out what exactly a ‘Must Decide Split Decision’ was. At Sengoku 9, Marlon Sandro and Michihiro Omigawa fought a rather even-sided battle (although I’m sure a lot of you out there will beg to differ). In the end, this bout (which took place
We could all live for the next three-hundred years and never find another fighter that has a head bigger than Takanori Gomi. Gomi’s head is so large that Tito Ortiz’s head orbits Gomi like a large planetary body. For most people, home is where the heart is. For Takanori Gomi, home is where he stores
There’s roughly 7,000 elements that could be analyzed in this film of Jake Shields arm-wrestling grandmothers, but I will only focus on two. OMA making an appearance in this clip just to proclaim that the grandmother used two arms to ‘cheat Jake Shields’ just adds to his ever expanding ‘legendary status’. Whenever he’s not interviewing
There’s roughly 7,000 elements that could be analyzed in this film of Jake Shields arm-wrestling grandmothers, but I will only focus on two. OMA making an appearance in this clip just to proclaim that the grandmother used two arms to ‘cheat Jake Shields’ just adds to his ever expanding ‘legendary status’. Whenever he’s not interviewing
About 1,000 years after the apocalypse, the last remaining homo-sapiens will roam the Earth and dig for human remains to re-research everything we already know about anatomy. They will rewrite medical books and rebuild life-size skeletal models amongst all sorts of mundane things to properly restart civilization. One day, they will stumble upon the unmistakable
About 1,000 years after the apocalypse, the last remaining homo-sapiens will roam the Earth and dig for human remains to re-research everything we already know about anatomy. They will rewrite medical books and rebuild life-size skeletal models amongst all sorts of mundane things to properly restart civilization. One day, they will stumble upon the unmistakable
The moment Fabricio Werdum submitted Fedor, Pedro Carrasco from BJ Penn.com and I stared at each with a sort of ‘Dude, I guess this means the apocalypse is on the horizon, guess we better stack up on can foods’ look on our face. Aside from Fabricio’s crew doing a synchronized dance number while yelling ‘It’s
The moment Fabricio Werdum submitted Fedor, Pedro Carrasco from BJ Penn.com and I stared at each with a sort of ‘Dude, I guess this means the apocalypse is on the horizon, guess we better stack up on can foods’ look on our face. Aside from Fabricio’s crew doing a synchronized dance number while yelling ‘It’s
The minute Jon Jones pulled that crazy underhook-backflip of Stephan Bonnar at UFC 94 everyone knew why people called him ‘Bones’. Actually, no one knows why they call him Bones. I have a friend named Jon Jones and we call him bones…but there never really was an explanation. I guess we were just sort of