Takanori Gomi tweets in English, yet refuses to speak the language in post-fight interviews. He does, however, have a suave translator who even nails down the idioms used by Gomi. I only wonder if he can translate phrases like ‘[Expletive] your life’, ‘ZUFFA Zombies’, ‘Bozo MMA analysts’ and a variety of other terms that would somehow have [Expletive] in them. Bloodstain Lane shows us that he is arguably the world’s greatest Takanori Gomi fan and yes, there are Gomi toys involved.