If there was ever a mascot dressed as some sort of mythical unicorn that entertained children at birthday parties, War Machine would threaten to kill it with an ice pick on Twitter. You would be hard-pressed to find a more entertaining Twitter feed on any given Saturday night when you’re too broke to go out
BJ Penn is like the Hawaiian Jesus. Dude doesn’t walk on water, he hops out of it (without using his hands). What would Jesus do? I don’t know. What would Hawaiian Jesus do? Put his leg over his head like it’s nothing. At one point in time, the UFC should have named the ‘lightweight division’
In that Kung-Fu show, Caine wandered the earth looking for crime to solve that would fit in a one-hour episode. Eventually he found a closest in downtown Bangkok and died by autoerotic asphyxiation. They would never show that episode, probably because it was already leaked on the internet via gruesome autopsy pictures. RIP David Carradine
I would think Mirko Cro Cop at 40% would still defeat 100% of every inhabitant in a square mile radius of your apartment. That is, unless you live in Stary Oskol, Russia or next to Blackhouse. For years, Cro Cop has been MMA’s ‘go-to-guy’ whenever someone needed to have their head speedily decapitated and sent
I never understood why winning a fight lands you in a penalty box in hockey while it get’s you fined/suspended in other sports. Shouldn’t there be a prize for winning? Back when cavemen head-butted one another until the superior neanderthal remained standing, he would be rewarded with the female of his choice. Rewarding the loser
I woke up this morning with the realization that Jacare Souza vs. Tim Kennedy goes down this Saturday and by the end of the week, someone will emerge from that tsunami of ground-and-pound with the Strikeforce middleweight belt. It’s the equivalent of Anderson Silva vs. Chael Sonnen if it happened two weeks later in some
Remember the time Jens Pulver said he won’t keep doing this to us after his last fight in the WEC? Not even a sweet 8-bit walkout t-shirt could help him snag a win at War on the Mainland this past weekend in Irvine, California. The dude was training with BJ Penn’s camp in the hopes
Fourteen months ago the news broke the EA Sports was developing an MMA game appropriately titled ‘EA Sports MMA’. Not sure what happened in the creative labeling department that day. The Mega Man villain naming committee must have met with them and said ‘Look, this literal naming stuff works. We created an entire franchise with
The world’s first ‘quantum mechanical warrior’ pulled off the upset at War on the Mainland this weekend by defeating Thales Leites via rear-naked-choke early in the fourth round. You may remember Matt Horwich from that nutty, one-punch knockout of Benji Radach at the IFL making Horwich the promotion’s first middleweight champion. Over the weekend, Horwich
It’s official. The infamous ‘sonnench‘ Twitter account confirmed by Chael Sonnen as being real and then immediately denied its authenticity does indeed belong to Chael Sonnen. Over the weekend, Twitter has verified his account which essentially means that there is undeniable proof that Chael Sonnen is in control of his Twitter account. Here’s a direct
Cro Cop. The only dude on record to do this to Fedor. Mirko looks like he was genetically engineered to instill unnecessary pain and hurt on the entire human race. If green means go and red means stop, red and white checkered means ‘stay the hell away from me before I shove my hand into
The probability of myself interviewing KJ Noons is directly influenced by the vicinity of KJ Noons’ father. Aside from attacking Nick Diaz in Hawaii and choking me at a downtown LA club, Papa Noons is a pretty chill guy…when he’s not trying to beat you up. In the Strikeforce Houston conference call, Papa Noons temporarily
This past Saturday, Brendan Seguin gave every at Fight Me MMA 1 – The Battle Begins in St. Charles, Missouri a complimentary anatomy lesson when he somehow opened a large gash on Lucas Lopes’ leg, forcing him to quit the bout. On the same card, Josh Neer submitted Jesse Finney via guillotine in the first
Technically, Bigfoot Silva is still the EliteXC heavyweight champion of the world (RIP). Nine of fourteen wins have come via KO so the question of whether this guy has dynamite implanted in his knuckles is without question. Last week on the MMA hour, Scott Coker briefly mentioned that Bigfoot Silva would be next in line
There’s not a convincing argument out there as to why Cain Velasquez can not take you down at any given moment. It was James Brown who said ‘you can’t get up until you get down’. Under Cain Velasquez’s laws of physics, that statement is 100% true. If Cain Velasquez invented a branch of science, all
Big Nog is out of UFC 119 and has been replaced with Mirko Cro Cop. All of the bad and good news rolled up in the front of an article like some ‘MMA news enchilada’. According to Fighters Only, they received an anonymous but reliable email from someone in Brazil who claims Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira