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Frank Edgar, the worst thing you can do is make BJ Penn mad

After UFC 112, I had this idea of getting a little kid to walk around Hollywood with a laptop and record people’s reaction’s to the BJ Penn vs. Frank Edgar bout. It would have been a mixture of Wonder Showzen and an attempt at legit journalism. The project was scrapped when I realized the chances

Frank Edgar, the worst thing you can do is make BJ Penn mad

After UFC 112, I had this idea of getting a little kid to walk around Hollywood with a laptop and record people’s reaction’s to the BJ Penn vs. Frank Edgar bout. It would have been a mixture of Wonder Showzen and an attempt at legit journalism. The project was scrapped when I realized the chances

Rampage vs. Lil Nog is going down

If you’ve ever had the privilege of driving a 1983 Cadillac Eldorado you’ll wonder how it was ever considered a ‘state of the art’ luxury sedan twenty-seven years ago. Everything about this car was poorly designed, including the ashtrays. I’m a far cry from a mechanical engineer, but I’d like to think that ashtray technology

Hey it’s that guy again, and now he’s mad at Sherdog

Note to Andrew Dice MMA: The problem lies wherein you rely on Sherdog’s forums for your topical discussion needs when, in fact, you should have switched over to The Underground years ago. Although, without Sherdog, the world would not have been blessed with yet another one of your illustrious vlogs where you thoroughly rip on

Fedor has disappeared from Dana White’s radar

Folgers Coffee is great, but the best part of waking up is knowing that you’ve done nothing to piss off Dana White. If we all lived on some primitive island, Dana White would be the volcano god everyone would worship in order not to anger. He would be the reason why people needed to have

Strikeforce officially waves goodbye to Jake Shields

Jake Shields was dropped from Strikeforce. That shouldn’t surprise you, the signs were scattered around the MMA world like some metaphorical Easter egg hunt. However, somewhere in San Jose, Frank Shamrock is leaning back in his office chair and laughing. Frank Shamrock was out conquering the world when you were still spilling your bottle of

Strikeforce officially waves goodbye to Jake Shields

Jake Shields was dropped from Strikeforce. That shouldn’t surprise you, the signs were scattered around the MMA world like some metaphorical Easter egg hunt. However, somewhere in San Jose, Frank Shamrock is leaning back in his office chair and laughing. Frank Shamrock was out conquering the world when you were still spilling your bottle of

Eddie Alvarez vs. Gilbert Melendez may happen within months

I never had a chance to thank Gilbert Meldendez for making Japan an American colony. Quite frankly, we all owe a ‘thank you’ letter to El Nino for making the impossible, possible. With a unanimous decision over Shinya Aoki at Strikeforce Nashville this year, Gilbert made Aoki’s worst fear a sudden manifestation that consequently gives

Watch Shane Carwin on today’s ESPN Sportscenter

The average Shane Carwin fight lasts 1:07 and 100% of those twelve fights have gone to Carwin. Dude’s undefeated and his hands are the size of your hopes and dreams when you were a teenager. Getting punched by Shane Carwin must be what this guy felt like when he got his head stuck in a

Watch Shane Carwin on today’s ESPN Sportscenter

The average Shane Carwin fight lasts 1:07 and 100% of those twelve fights have gone to Carwin. Dude’s undefeated and his hands are the size of your hopes and dreams when you were a teenager. Getting punched by Shane Carwin must be what this guy felt like when he got his head stuck in a

Tito Ortiz says he’s the Muhammad Ali of MMA

After Tito’s fight against Lyoto Machida in 2008, dude’s spinal cord exploded in his body. Tito Ortiz’s spinal cord Sub-Zeroed on him which meant that he was forced to spend over a year at home with a pornstar. That’s the trade off God gives you after you screwed up your back. Your spinal cord in

Tito Ortiz says he’s the Muhammad Ali of MMA

After Tito’s fight against Lyoto Machida in 2008, dude’s spinal cord exploded in his body. Tito Ortiz’s spinal cord Sub-Zeroed on him which meant that he was forced to spend over a year at home with a pornstar. That’s the trade off God gives you after you screwed up your back. Your spinal cord in

Dana White bans vuvuzelas from UFC 116

A German hacker found a way to silence the sound of the vuvuzela from the 2010 World Cup by discovering the exact frequency emitted by the devices and creating a program to remove it from the broadcast. Chances are that same German hacker is unemployed hence the entire reason why he would have the time

Renzo Gracie breaks down Roy Nelson vs Junior Dos Santos at UFC 117

If Renzo Gracie knew how much I obsess over Kyra Gracie, I probably wouldn’t have a left leg by now. In fact, all of my limbs would systematically be broken. It’s not worth it. I’ll divert my attention to Michelle Waterson since her uncle isn’t a sixth-degree Gracie Barra blackbelt in jiu-jitsu and judo. Bauzen

Renzo Gracie breaks down Roy Nelson vs Junior Dos Santos at UFC 117

If Renzo Gracie knew how much I obsess over Kyra Gracie, I probably wouldn’t have a left leg by now. In fact, all of my limbs would systematically be broken. It’s not worth it. I’ll divert my attention to Michelle Waterson since her uncle isn’t a sixth-degree Gracie Barra blackbelt in jiu-jitsu and judo. Bauzen

Ubereem will fight Ricco Rodriguez next week at DREAM 15

96 Degree heat often means some generator ten blocks away is going to explode and mysteriously make my cable go out. It happens every summer on the first hot day of the year, and it always leaves me with nothing to do all day. I spent the past two days wrestling with my DVR to