Jesus saves because Jesus is a hoarder. Someone needs to intervene so he can get rid of all that mess he keeps. The almighty is a pack rat, yet no one has the guts to tell him. I guess we’re all going to have to live with ‘Hoarder Jesus’ until he lands a spot on
Yesterday on that legendary UFC 158 conference call, Nick Diaz mentioned something along the lines of how he doesn’t like how he’s made out to this evil person that needs to be conquered. If anything he’s the superhero of anti-bullsh*t. It was tremendously epic statement to make just after he exploded on Georges for being
We recorded this entire UFC 158: GSP vs. Diaz conference call, but unfortunately the file was corrupt when we tried to play it back. Originally we wanted to cut all the epic snippets of Nick Diaz talking and compile them in a very short (but entertaining) video complete with some crazy Nick Diaz visuals. When
Quantum physics dictate that on a long enough time span, if you were to throw a dictionary in the air and blow it up with a shotgun, the words ‘don’t be scared homie’ will eventually emerge from the charred remains in exactly that same order. While those chances may entirely too astronomic for human comprehension,
I’ve never spent any time imagining what Nick Diaz’s sex life is like. I’m sure it’s stellar. That being said, now I am wondering what his sex life is like. I suppose I could just ask him, but if he suggests it’s any less fascinating than my own, I’ll be disappointed. There’s a time and
The last time Nick Diaz fought, Penn State had a controversy-free football program, the queen of disco, Donna Summers was still alive, and LMFAO was still an actual pop group. When he tested positive for marijuana metabolites after his February 2012 fight against UFC interim welterweight champion Carlos Condit, Diaz’s attorneys tried to infiltrate that
Well, well, well. It seems like the drama surrounding Nick Diaz and his promo-shooting abilities will never end. We all remember the build up to UFC 137, the back door escapes, the conferences missed and opportunities lost. Tears were shed, my trip to Vegas was thrown upside-down and 340 pounds of emotional baggage was placed
Nick Diaz rocked a green MiddleEasy shirt and took a picture of it which, by default, makes him infinitely cooler than Georges St. Pierre. Until GSP rocks the MiddleEasy and snaps a photo of it, the previous statement will be 100% accurate. We admit this video is nowhere near as cool as Anderson Silva walking
French Canadians don’t believe in pluralization. They exist in a society of singular entities, nothing is multiplied — not even thoughts. If you don’t believe me, watch this UFC 158 press conference and count the number of times Georges St. Pierre places an ‘s’ at the end of a word that should be pluralized. It
We’re just weeks away from Nick Diaz’s return to the UFC and surprisingly the MMA media has been devoid of ‘Don’t be scared homie’ jokes. Great. That stuff was cool back in the day, but let’s face it, now it’s just an annoying cliche. It’s MMA’s version of ‘I’m Rick James, bitch,’ and as we all know,
You don’t have to be some enormous comic book geek to know that Superman’s weakness is kryptonite. The green, crystallized structure has been known to force The Man of Steel to literally buckle at the knees when in the vicinity of the substance. When it comes to Nick Diaz, he exhibits the same weakness when
Newtonian physics famously states ‘What goes up, must come down.’ Apparently this field of science did not account for the emergence of Georges St. Pierre. Under his domain, what goes down will stay down for, at the most, twenty-five minutes. After that duration, the object will be able to get up — however damaged it
Sometimes you just need a little big-headed Nick Diaz rocking a ninja suit in your life to help you cheer up. Wipe that frown off your face, MiddleEasy reader. Sure it’s Tuesday night and we’re still days away from the weekend, but life is worth living! Especially when you have a new issue of Sonnen’s
Now that you’ve awoken from your Christmas food coma, you’ve undoubtedly stared at your belly and wondered how you’re going to eliminate those few extra pounds by the time Summer hits. Well if you resided in Stockton, California, Nick Diaz could just mean-mug the calories off your gut until you had that coveted six-pack you
If aliens landed on earth and used Dana White’s conversations as the lexicon for modern humans, they would believe the entire English language solely consisted of a string of four-letter words. When you wake up tomorrow morning, just be thankful that you’ve never been in the path of Dana’s verbal onslaught, and if you have,
You guys ever heard of the myth of the riddum? The legend goes that GSP’s riddum was an alien creature that landed somewhere in the land of Canada. GSP found the riddum laying helpless in the bottom of a bin when he worked as a garbageman in college. GSP nursed the riddum back to life,