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Let’s all watch Vitor Belfort give Nick Diaz a lesson on Jesus

Let’s all watch Vitor Belfort give Nick Diaz a lesson on Jesus

Jesus saves because Jesus is a hoarder. Someone needs to intervene so he can get rid of all that mess he keeps. The almighty is a pack rat, yet no one has the guts to tell him. I guess we’re all going to have to live with ‘Hoarder Jesus’ until he lands a spot on that A&E show ‘Intervention.’ Ah, quick side note: Bellator commentator Jimmy Smith’s girlfriend is a producer on that show. She’s also a producer on another show in which heavily armed police break into crack houses in third-world countries. Every crew member of that show is required to wear flak vests since there’s bullets flying around from illegally-purchased Soviet arms on a daily basis.

None of that has to do with Nick Diaz, however. Well, some of it. Vocal grand champion, Prebek, has created another Nick Diaz cartoon featuring Vitor Belfort attempting to convert the 209 to Christianity — or something.

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