French Canadians don’t believe in pluralization. They exist in a society of singular entities, nothing is multiplied — not even thoughts. If you don’t believe me, watch this UFC 158 press conference and count the number of times Georges St. Pierre places an ‘s’ at the end of a word that should be pluralized. It never happens. GSP lives in a universe of single-serving objects. He prefers to eat one jelly bean instead of an entire handful. Pokemon’s slogan of ‘Gotta catch them all!’ doesn’t apply to GSP — he’s perfectly content catching one
You were probably asleep when the UFC 158 pre-fight press conference went down in Montreal this morning. Don’t worry, you weren’t the only one that snoozed in on the presser the MMA world never thought would happen. With the invention of internet technology, we have the entire event right here on MiddleEasy. If you can understand French, the first minute of the conference won’t be so confusing.
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