Quantum physics dictate that on a long enough time span, if you were to throw a dictionary in the air and blow it up with a shotgun, the words ‘don’t be scared homie’ will eventually emerge from the charred remains in exactly that same order. While those chances may entirely too astronomic for human comprehension, the probability of it happening is greater than your chance of interacting with Nick Diaz on a conversational level. If you ever want Nick Diaz to be more socially open to you, my suggestion would be to embrace a gluten-free, low-carb diet. If you passed Diaz’s strict dietary regime, then you will need to sporadically work out with him at 2:15 am in the morning. The two activities will facilitate a stronger relationship with Nick Diaz. That’s the best advice I can give to MMA journalists that have been struggling for years to get an interview with the former Strikeforce middleweight champion. However, if you seek to build a bond with Nick Diaz, perhaps you should get informed about the guy’s inner-most secrets and watch this interview leading up to his UFC 158 fight against Georges St. Pierre.
