Creepy Joe, we would like to introduce you to Sleepy Joe. Not to be confused with J-Lau. Maybe this was how Joe Lauzon was allegedly captured and brainwashed by his Reebok overlords?
From what looks like some kind of drunken St. Paddy’s Day gathering, here is Joe Lauzon being choked to sleep by a random female party goer.
“Hey, professional cage fighter guy, you trane UFC right? Can I put you in one of those choke thingys?
What if Luazon woke up from his mini-nap spouting off Reebok catchphrases?
So goes the tale of Joe Lauzon being choked out and waking up with drool all over his face. If this woman isn’t on the next edition of Dana White’s Contender Series, with Snoop on commentary, there is no justice left in the MMA world.