A Lesson in Street MMA: Fights in the McDonald’s dining area are scheduled for three rounds

Occurrences of Street MMA have increased an estimated 1,000 % at McDonald’s locations since the fast food giant began serving breakfast 24 hours a day. Arguments over if you call them hot cakes or pancakes may be the number one cause of wanting to punch your fellow McDonald’s customer square in his stupid face. With Imagine Dragons as their soundtrack, these two Big Mac fans started to brawl at their neighborhood McDonald’s.

They were not loving it.

With both of them in matching white t-shirts it was a good gesture of sportsmanship to rip one of their tees to pieces after round one. All acts of McDonald’s Street MMA are sanctioned for three rounds. The option to split a 20 piece McNugget between rounds is also an unspoken option between combatants. Watch as these two fighters engage, reset, inquiry about the availability of a Shamrock shake, and rethink their gameplan before completing all three rounds of action.

The human race loses via spilt decision 29-28, 30-27 and 30-24.

Published on February 4, 2016 at 6:49 pm
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