No longer can I preface an article about Fedor Emelianenko with a ‘robot from the future’ reference coupled with some statement that links Fedor’s overhand right with some obscure section of quantum physics. Great, that makes my job a lot easier. Now I can stop going to the library to check out books about the
Last year Dan Hardy told us he had an Xbox problem. So do we. That’s probably the only thing we have in common with the guy. He has a hot girlfriend, I don’t. He’s a serious welterweight contender in UFC — and I have a buy one get one free coupon at Chipotle which makes
We admit this video is nowhere near as cool as Anderson Silva walking into Wild Card to spar with, and completely outbox one of Freddie Roach’s fighters. There are very few videos on this planet that are. What matters most is that Georges St. Pierre is once again training with Freddie Roach in preparation for
I realize your brain is in a completely catatonic state of wonder over all of the amazing Charlie Sheen quotes it has been inundated with over the last 48 hours. Chuck may not have imposed his will upon our faces like he claimed to want to do, but he has definitely infiltrated our cerebellums. Just listening
As I sit here this morning, sipping tap water from Fedor’s holographic head, I came to the realization that if you utilize a collector’s cup instead of collecting a collector’s cup, then it reduces the level of ‘geek’ that can be associated with you. Sure it’s slick to have Randy Couture and Fedor Emelianenko endlessly
After reading this article, you will be awarded with the ‘Highly Touted Newcomer’ card to be placed in your back pocket. You can redeem this card at anytime, preferably in the midst of a late-night conversation about MMA. When this card is redeemed, people will instantly drop their beverage of choice and stand in awe
Mike Swick is at it again. Normally he is doing zany things in front of the camera in Thailand but looks like maybe he got bored with being able to eat sleep drink and get special happy ending style massages for under $25 a day and headed on over to Iraq for a little bit.
If we were in the business of rallying angry fans against Michael Bisping, we could have granted the title of ‘Michael Bisping punches fan shortly after UFC 127’ to this article and incite an army of people that are bored at work and have absolutely nothing else to do. We try to inspire productivity in
If you’re reading this, you have rawesomeade running through your veins. We’ve thrown that imaginary product around for over a year now, but there will be a day when you can walk into your local Wal-Mart and pick it up from the energy drink aisle. If Steven Seagal can do it, so can we. Actually,
They must be feeding seismic waves to those guys at Blackhouse. The most elusive gym in MMA holds three active championship belts in either Strikeforce or UFC and two of those champions are in a statistical dead-heat as to who can be called the pound-for-pound best fighter in MMA. Feijao will be defending his belt
Remember how you used to walk on your ankles and could do fun stuff like put socks on them — maybe throw on a tattoo if you’re a girl (or a Mets fan)? Well Masakazu Imanari will cut short all of that ankle fun you’ve enjoyed your entire life in a way that will have
In an attempt to get rid of some of our old inventory to make way for our new spring/summer stuff, we’re having a one-day-only sale entirely sponsored by Charlie Sheen. After hearing a 45-minute interview on the Howard Stern show this morning, it’s impossible to ignore that this man is filled with an overabundance of
Strikeforce Fedor vs. Werdum has been on my DVR for eight months and I still haven’t watched the main event. I’m sure a little bit of my soul is still aimlessly wandering around the HP Pavilion in San Jose from that night in June. In just sixty-nine seconds, Fedor was served his first loss in
There was a popular internet meme a few years back called “If you watch X backwards, it’s about Y“. It all started with a guy re editing Jaws into reverse chronological order and titling the new version of the 1975 classic “The story of a shark who throws up humans until they open the beach“.
It’s hard to make a story about a guy pooping in the woods civil and sophisticated. I even went for the more advanced ‘requisite’ instead of using ‘required’ in an attempt to make this somewhat of a high-brow ordeal. However, I do know if MiddleEasy was still under contract with [insert highly respected American publishing
Chael Sonnen brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol. If Chael Sonnen were a calendar, every month would be named Chaeltober, and every day he would kick your ass while simultaneously crushing your self-esteem. It’s a requisite for Chael Sonnen to make everyone’s eyes explode out of