It’s hard to make a story about a guy pooping in the woods civil and sophisticated. I even went for the more advanced ‘requisite’ instead of using ‘required’ in an attempt to make this somewhat of a high-brow ordeal. However, I do know if MiddleEasy was still under contract with [insert highly respected American publishing company here], my phone would already be overflowing with missed phone calls from [insert executive’s name at highly respected American publishing company here]. Now that we’re free to publish whatever we want on MiddleEasy, I thought this would be a great time to show you this video of Diego Sanchez ‘doing his duty’ in the middle of the woods while his training partner films the entire thing. Perhaps this is the ‘secret’ Diego said he would employ in his fight with Martin Kampman this upcoming Wednesday at UFC Live. [Source]