Chael Sonnen brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol. If Chael Sonnen were a calendar, every month would be named Chaeltober, and every day he would kick your ass while simultaneously crushing your self-esteem. It’s a requisite for Chael Sonnen to make everyone’s eyes explode out of sheer amazement and on the last day of February, he comes through once again. Check out this letter intercepted by MMAWeekly that Chael Sonnen wrote to Joe Silva requesting a fight against Michael Bisping.
To: Joe Silva, Matchmaker Extraordinaire, Ultimate Fighting Championship
Re: Spitsbing & his tainted victory
If you get a chance to talk with him, please mention to your idiot-in-residence Michael Spitsbing it’ll be a little tougher to knee ME in the head when I’m charging at him like a runaway train and mincing him through the fence like a boiled potato, should we ever have the pleasure of each other’s company for a few (VERY few) moments in the Octagon.
Oh; and I’d suggest to him being a little careful about spitting on any of MY cornermen, since any one of them can beat him up as badly as I can. Thanks ever so much.
Hope all is well.
Jesus can walk on water. Chael Sonnen can walk on Jesus. Actually, most of those jokes were just recycled from Chuck Norris stuff that surfaced a few years ago. It still does not negate that all of it is true. [Source]