If you’re reading this, you have rawesomeade running through your veins. We’ve thrown that imaginary product around for over a year now, but there will be a day when you can walk into your local Wal-Mart and pick it up from the energy drink aisle. If Steven Seagal can do it, so can we. Actually, that statement should be: ‘If Steven Seagal can do it, there’s no way in hell we can do it without accidentally breaking our neck – or have Stevan Seagal intentionally break our neck for thinking we can do what he can do’. That’s too long of an idiom to remember, so maybe we’ll hold off on introducing ‘Rawesomeade’ to the beverage market. However, now that MMA is being inserted into Wal-Marts, perhaps it really is time to introduce a drinkable version of ‘rawesome’ to the American market.
A place called The Center in Oklahoma is now nestled comfortably inside a Wal-Mart, which essentially means you can work on your sprawl while your mother’s holiday pictures are being developed in the photography department. While The Center has multiple locations across the country, it appears that their El Reno, Oklahoma establishment is the first mixed martial arts gym that is housed entirely inside of a Wal-Mart. If you’re in the area, you can try a class out for free with a promise that ‘you’ll want to be a member forever’. Here are a few pictures of the establishment via The UG. Let’s just hope these guys are using Dollamur Mats.