MMA Rundown

Video: Who needs vision? The top 5 worst eye poke cheaters in MMA

Worst eye poke ever. Basically to start a MMA fight the athletes in the cage are equipped with one free groin shot, one punch to the back of the head, one fence grab and one free eye poke. A lot of MMA rules and regulations go by “the honor system” which is hilarious in any kind of prize fighting.

Eye pokes may be the worse of these free MMA fouls and the hardest to prove of their intention. Some of the best fighters in the history of MMA were also masters of working the system. Cover your retinas in fear and let’s watch maybe the five best eye pokers in the history of this great sport, countdown style in this great new blinding video.

1) Of course you’re here
2) Can’t Count, what you can’t see
3) Boo-urns
4) Browne Out
5) No California Love

Tommy Messano is a writer residing in Gilbert, Arizona who is best known for his work as a Mixed Martial Arts journalist. His work has been featured on a number of publications, including,,, the abandoned as well as his own site, (R.I.P).

An Arizona State University alum he can often be found marketing and public relating things to people when not writing on The Internet.