Pro wrestler KO’s himself? Go on, but how did he KO himself? Just think of the most spectacular, high risk way a pro wrestler could hurt himself in the ring and Shawn Phoenix just topped it.
Bless your heart Shawn Phoenix. One, bless you for the guts to try this move and two blessings, for nearly pulling it off.
They say sports is a game of inches but pro wrestling is a game of micro-inches. Sure, that’s an unit of measurement we just made up but pro wrestling is extremely difficult and the margin for error is really that slim.
The line between glory and good is thinner than that table Phoenix tried to break. Damn, that table made for a good heel in this very brief four second video clip.
Table-1, Phoenix-0. Maybe 0.5 for Phoenix for knocking himself out, all in the name of our entertainment. This wasn’t even one of those knockouts where you think he could be milking it. This right here is 100%, your body is taking a nap for you, type knockout.
Just check it for yourself. We can’t stop watching it and we feel bad about it. The type of bump where you get phantom pain just from watching it.
— Brian The Guppie (@briantheguppie) December 19, 2018
Good God almighty. No words. We’re just happy he’s not dead; that’s a shoot.
Pretty Important Update: …….
Broke my skull, was bleeding from my brain…but I was released from the hospital in six days. I'm unbreakable.
— Shawn Phoenix (@xShawnXphoenix) December 19, 2018
“Broke my skull, was bleeding from my brain…but I was released from the hospital in six days. I’m unbreakable.”
Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh. Sweet pro wrestling Jesus, get well soon Phoenix.
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