Mayhem Milller allegedly fought with some cops outside a Laguna Beach restaurant last weekend. According to police, he broke a glass inside the business, fled on foot down the South Coast Highway, then returned to the location ,where he was confronted by four police officers. He allegedly kicked and spit on them until he was arrested. According to Sergeant Tim Kleiser, “It took four to six officers to detain him
Exciting on paper, no doubt, but in the case of Miller, the night was a little mundane. Even Mayhem looks bored in his mug shot photo, like the grand theatrics of sitting naked in a church or causing a SWAT standoff have turned into the depressed habit of a dull Saturday night fight with police.
Mayhem reportedly kicked the patrol car windows while the squad was en route to jail. But the thrashing was probably less an attempt to escape a vehicle and more a tantrum over how disappointingly routine and disinteresting these clashes with authority have become.
Mayhem is being held on $250,000.00 bail for resisting an officer by using violence, battery on officers, resisting arrest and obstructing. He is scheduled to appear in court Friday.