Matt Horwich brought maracas to Poland for his KSW fight to help his subatomic particles flow

‘The Multiverse surfing sabre toothed river dolphin’ is Matt Horwich’s full MMA nickname. If illustrated on paper, it would look something like this — just without legs and a giant glass bong behind it. Horwich is MiddleEasy’s favorite trans-dimensional surveyor of reality in MMA, possibly even the world. His observations about our universe are so unique that we rush to document as much Horwich as possible on the site. Heck, we even sponsored the 10th Planet fighter on Shark Fights last year. He represents Hollywood, CA to the fullest so when he brings his swag over to Poland for KSW 21, Eastern Europeans may not be able to fully comprehend it. It’s cool, Horwich. We know why you brought maracas to Poland. It’s obvious that you need help with the flow of your subatomic particles. I mean, why else would you do it? Check out this interview below.

Published on November 29, 2012 at 10:52 pm
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