When I first saw this match, I thought it was Mickey Rourke vs. Elliot Smith. I thought the singer songwriter came back from the dead to fight Mickey Rourke in a boxing match in Russia. When I found out it wasn’t him, it was like a dagger through the heart. Har-dee-har-har.
Mickey straight up takes Elliot Seymour to Sin City in this match, and toys with his opponent while looking really cool, finally finishing the bout with a body shot. Wild Card is in his corner, he has stylized hair, and somewhere, Robert Rodriguez has already shot, chopped and released a movie about the whole, weird affair (not true, or is it?).
Watch the fight below these words.