So it looks like Paulo Filho didn’t have passport problems in his canceled Dream 12 bout (despite what his mother said). Dude pulled a Karo Parysian and became addicted to sleeping pills sometime in-between Gegard Mousasi calling Filho a ‘donkey’ and Filho saying he goes fishing instead of regularly seeing his psychiatrist. That’s pretty baller
Remember last night when you were trying to find the 88th reason why BJ Penn could kick your ass inside the cage? Well reason number 88th just surfaced on the internet. There’s no need to worry anymore. All of those sleepless nights thinking about how deathly afraid you are of BJ Penn’s rubber guard can
What a way to start off a Monday. Sherdog is reporting that Dan Henderson has been officially signed with Strikeforce on a four-fight, sixteen-month deal…an agreement that was inked last Saturday. “Dan chose to sign with Strikeforce after careful consideration. He approached the process with an open mind, and over the course of the past
Despite having his intestine leaking into his friggin stomach, Frank Mir is still calling out Brock Lesnar for a third fight. It’s pretty sad that everyone remembers Frank Mir from getting hammerfisted to death by Lesnar at UFC 100 but everyone forgets that Frank is the only guy that has handed Brock Lesnar a loss.
It’s a scientific fact Fedor loves his ice-cream just about as much as you love your consciousness. You can’t take that away from him and if you try…you might be going back to your studio apartment with one less arm (and one hell of a shattered ego). Apparently Koreans love to challenge Fedor for his
There should be no reason for Ms. Brazil not to win every Miss Universe pageant from now until the sun kills the earth. That’s an existential fact. Just like Bobby Lashley should have been signed by Strikeforce long before you ever knew what the term ‘Tweeples‘ meant (and if you still don’t, congrats on your
Before you see Chuck Liddell and Tito Ortiz coach on The Ultimate Fighter 11, watch Tito Ortiz get in a fight with a homeless dude on the street. Apparently the common link between Tito Ortiz and homeless guys who hit people up for cash is that they both came from the streets. The most surprising
If you ever find yourself lighting a nicely rolled doobie on the streets of Denver, Colorado (only because it’s legal there) and you see Jon Jones in the distance (spinning back-elbowing a mailbox or something), be sure to walk the other way. If Jon ‘Bones’ Jones catches you with herb, dude will snitch on you.
Looking at Marcus Jones is witnessing a tri-blend of man, raw emotion and absolute unorthodox purple-belt Brazilian jiu-jitsu. He’s the only guy that could KO you in the first round, stand over your carcass and then have a complete nervous breakdown and cry about it (well, the second guy). Marcus Jones self-appointed himself as the
For someone with a 12-4 record heading into The Ultimate Fighter 10 finale this Saturday, Roy “Big Country” Nelson seems to be getting the impression that he is the Rodney Dangerfield of MMA. I almost made a joke about him ‘rolling his way into the finals’ but…I didn’t. The former IFL champ didn’t get much
Ubereem rejects your nutritional supplement reality and replaces it with steaks of horse meat. Well, multiple steaks of horse meat. Ubereem ‘shocks’ the world by telling some overly nosy Dutch reporter that he eats seven meals a day and it mostly consists of horse meat and ‘his mother’s cooking‘. His mother must have been the
Come on, you can’t sit there in your hand-me down computer chair and pretend like you’re shocked by the news that Rampage Jackson decided to come back to the UFC. Dude was embarrassed that his team got blown out inThe Ultimate Fighter 10, decided to make a movie in he meantime and now that the
The real winner of TUF 10: career choices for Ex-NFL players. Last night you witnessed ‘Big Baby’ transform into ‘The Darkness’ when he screamed obscenities into Matt Mitrione’s face. The Darkness managed to get into the semi-finals but was stopped by Shane Carwin’s boy, Brendan Schaub. Marcus hopped in an ambulance, said he would never
Here’s a science experience that you undoubtedly should try at home. Get your friend to inject you with artificial adrenaline, pull out a K-mart mannequin and repeatedly hit it in the face. Not only will you be revered as ‘that guy who punches inanimate objects’ but you’ll have enough adrenaline running through your veins to
Alright, so it’s not like Antoni Hardonk’s robbery story when Hardonk just refuses to give the guys his money, they run away and he later finds the guys trying to jack someone else and they run away again. Not even close. It plays more along the lines of a guy sitting a restaurant thinking about
Somewhere in America, Krazy Horse is counting his KOTC money, changing his driver’s license to ‘Kid Khaos’ and doing backflips off his neighbor’s fence with the news that KJ Noons has been signed by Strikeforce. If you guys were unfortunate to catch Gary Shaw in all of his MMA glory then you probably missed EliteXC’s