Even Junie Browning’s answering machine hates you. If you happen to run into Junie Browning and get his phone number, you will be greeted to an array of offensive messages that are wildly entertaining. Almost like watching Artie Lange self-destruct on the Howard Stern show…but with more nurses injured. ProMMA called Junie in an attempt
Remember that one time when the entire UFC heavyweight division was either dying, staph infected or in physical rehabilitation? Then everyone was like…’dude, at least we have Gabriel Gonzaga’. He was our final hope, the chosen one. Yeah, well dude is now out of UFC 108 with a nasty staph infection. Luckily we still have
For those of you who haven’t read our interview with Toughill, if you click on this little blue link, you will take a voyage through time and space an eventually arrive at Erin Toughill’s doorstep. She may size you up at first, but just congratulate her on her recent wedding and she’ll probably let you
The day Keith Jardine goes on Dancing with the Stars is the day the terrorists have won. The world doesn’t need that. What the world needs is a new way to open up a pistachio. Screw world peace, let Voltron handle that. Somebody needs to reinvent opening a shell on a nut. That’s the future.
If you see a dude with his neck attached to a chain dancing around like he just found a twenty-dollar bill in his pocket, run the other way. Seriously, just run the other way. Melvin Manhoef has a 96% KO ratio and he rocks a skirt. Maybe I should flip that around. Melvin Manhoef rocks
So you’ve won a MTV Music Award moon man, good job for you bro. If you haven’t held the UFC Welterweight Belt for over two year then you’re not going to get much out of Georges St. Pierre. Taylor Swift, you did a pretty good job with the whole music career. But you’re not impressing
So all of those rehearsed Herschel Walker jokes you’ve spent weeks writing need to be immediately thrown away. On September, the news dropped the Herschel Walker was signed to Strikeforce and that he will make his debut as a heavyweight. A lot of people had their ‘WTF face on’ and of course Dana White had
My bud’s heart dropped Saturday when University of Arizona was dethroned by Oregon as the top Pac-10 team. He called to let me know everyone in Tucson was whack and that the Wildcats lost in double overtime. He also wanted to know how his dude, Rumble Johnson, did against Koscheck. I didn’t really know what
Somewhere on the net, Joe Rogan said this music video was one of the most embarrassing moments of his life and he wished this video would ‘just go away’. Either Rogan said that or I must have been smoking whatever was in his glovebox (in which case, thanks man). Once upon a time in a
Wow, you gotta love computerized ranking systems. What do Fedor and 48 year old Ray Mercer have in common? They’ve both defeated the former UFC Heavyweight champion, Tim Sylvia. It took Fedor 36 seconds to polish off the champ with a RNC, but it only took Ray Mercer 9 seconds to KO Sylvia. Mercer is
Shogun doesn’t care about Lyoto Machida, the horse he rode in on or Eddie Murphy’s couch. He doesn’t care that he landed more strikes on Machida in nearly every category. He also doesn’t care how your girlfriend copes with her life debilitating Shogun Rua obsession. Dude just wants the belt and he’s willing to do
I don’t know what it’s like to have your intestine leaking into your stomach and I hope I never will. Having your intestine leak into your stomach must be the same sensation you got when you found out wrestling wasn’t real…except 50x worst and, well, your intestine is leaking into your friggin stomach. Dana White
There’s a tape of Alistair Ubereem speaking in Dutch. The English subtitles read ‘It’s like this. No matter how tough you are, knees on your head from me you cannot swallow‘. We think a lot got lost in translation, but we do know this…dude has hydrogen bombs for knees. Getting trapped in Ubereem’s muay thai
If you’re reading this, Matt Mitrione probably hates you. Maybe hate is a strong word. Matt Mitrione wants to f-up your existence. He wants to make your parents feel embarrassed for having unprotected sex twenty-seven years ago. Matt Mitrione knows you exist on this planet and he wants you to pay. Last night after ZUFFA
One day your children will read about a thirty-foot tall giant that lived in the hills of Russia. They will learn that his garments were made from the fear and tears of his opponents and his bones were constructed of adamantium. When this giant would throw an overhand right, planets would recoil in terror and
How can anyone not like Phil Baroni? Dude is like the MMA version of Ghostface Killah. If Baroni had to make a list of his top five influences in MMA, dude would just platinum-plate the list and wear it around his neck. Normally, if someone was a self-proclaimed ‘New York Badass‘ you would act like