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BJ Penn’s trainer accuses GSP of steroid use

Back in August some investigative MMA journalism went down. Maybe a little too investigative. Kevin Iole from Yahoo! Sports met up wit BJ Penn back when he refused to talk to Sherdog, MMAJunkie and MMAweekly. Penn agreed to do a piece about his preparation for his upcoming Kenny Florian bout. The story goes that BJ

Exclusive interview with Doomsday Howard

If you’re not familiar with Doomsday, here is a brief synopsis that can only be told from a guy that has absolutely no social life. In 1992 Doomsday killed Superman. To be fair, both combatants died. Out of nowhere, four Supermans appeared and one of them was Shaquille O’neil. The other was a Superman/Cyborg hybrid

Phil Baroni and Satoshi Ishii are surfing in Hawaii

Hey what’s up East Coast. You would probably read this article if you weren’t buried thirty-feet in snow. It’s alright. While you’re snorkeling through your driveway tomorrow morning, Phil Baroni and Satoshi Ishii will be walking on the beaches of Hawaii with their shirts off. It’s all part of the process if you want to

If you thought King Mo was going to lose, he has a message for you

King Mo takes fighters that have won fifteen out of their last sixteen fights and devours them. There’s really not a lot you can say to a dude that hires a chick to hold an umbrella above him at the weigh-ins. Unfortunately, Strikeforce yanked King Mo’s entrance off the Showtime broadcast (heard it was a

Frank Shamrock says Shields killed Strikeforce’s TV ratings

Frank Shamrock was out conquering the world when you were still spilling your bottle of milk on your mother’s commemorative TV guide of ‘Dallas‘. That’s a bit of a stretch. Dude is only 37 which is only like 15 in Randy Couture years. When Frank Shamrock made his MMA debut against Bas Rutten in 1994;

Watch Michael Bisping beat up Bobby Lashley

I used to tell my old THC-aficionado roommate ‘Hollywood was created to make us believe the rest of the world is real’. Usually he would say ‘That’s deep’ and then stare at the back of his hand for a few hours. College is everyone’s time to experiment with…whatever comes your way. Just ask Joe Rogan.

Watch Herschel Walker practice his ground game with Cain Velasquez

So all of those rehearsed Herschel Walker jokes you’ve spent weeks writing need to be immediately thrown away. On September, the news dropped that Herschel Walker was signed to Strikeforce and that he will make his debut as a heavyweight. A lot of people had their ‘WTF face on’ and of course Dana White had

Kyra Gracie is FINALLY making her MMA debut

Kyra Gracie. 3x World BJJ Champion (2004,2006,2008) 5x Pan American BJJ Games Champion (2001, 2002, 2003, 2005, 2007) 5x Brazilian BJJ Champion (1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2004) 5x New York State BJJ Champion (1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002) 2x ADCC (Abu Dhabi Combat Club) Submission Wrestling World Champion (2005, 2007) 1x Asiatic BJJ Champion (2006)

Erin Toughill says Kim Couture is destroying women’s MMA

Watching Erin Toughill fight is like witnessing the birth of baby Jesus. At first you’re like, ‘who are these three dudes sitting next to me?’ which is shortly followed by a ‘Oh [expletive]! I can’t believe I just saw that!’. It’s hard knowing that a chick this hot can fight so eloquently. Usually when you’re

Check out Wanderlei Silva’s new reality TV show

The minute Wanderlei Silva has plastic surgery, dude goes Hollywood on us. Actually, Wandy is the antidote of selling out. Dude is the Arbiter of anarchy. The Braveheart of beat-downs. Dude is the catalyst of cataclysm. The designator of destruction. The evangelist of evasions. The furor of fury. God of ground n pound. Harbinger of

Frank Mir thinks Shane Carwin is a better version of Brock Lesnar

Occasionally, Shane Carwin takes time from his daily training regime of…boxing silverback gorillas and wrestling Yetis to throw a few tweets out to his fans. That in itself should make Shane Carwin a better version of most human beings. In a post-fight interview with MMAweekly, Frank Mir had some chose words for Shane Carwin. When

Say hello to Diego Sanchez’s skull

So remember that time in anatomy class when the teacher instructed you to give a lesson to the entire because you kept chanting ‘Ass-bone’? Well I do and it wasn’t me, it was the Vietnamese dude in front of me that said it. Below is a lesson on the human anatomy minus mandatory ‘Ass-bone’ comment.

Wanderlei Silva is getting ambushed by grey hair

The chick in me wants to say ‘Wanderlei had plastic surgery but didn’t take the time to dye his grey hairs?’ but the guy in me wants to blow up a cantaloupe with a few well-placed M-80s. If I could find the girl inside me, I would take her out on a date and pretend

Dana White says Brock Lesnar could be out of the UFC forever

Yesterday at the pre-fight presser, Frank Mir said he was obsessed with getting a rematch with Brock Lesnar. Mir has to get in line because Brock is on his 813th round with diverticulitis. Yeah, diverticulitis sounds like sub-race of Klingons but it’s actually a debilitating disease that forced Brock Lesnar’s intestine leak into his stomach.

Bobby Lashley signs with Strikeforce, making his debut Jan. 30th

They say every time a bell rings Lashley devours another galaxy. Bobby Lashley will take some time off from defending the galaxy from the likes of King Zarkon and will fly down to planet earth to make his Strikeforce debut on January 30th against an unknown opponent. It’s official, Bobby Lashley has signed with Strikeforce. Here’s

You have an Xbox? Well Shane Carwin has his own friggin arcade

Shane Carwin’s punches infinitely harder than you. No matter what number you have in mind, infinity is larger. In the vastness of space and the immensity of time, it is my joy to share a planet with Shane Carwin. It gives me the reassurance that if alien’s invaded earth, our first line of defense will