I can’t type fast enough. Literally, I can’t believe what we all just witnessed. According to someone at Sherdog, the Aoki vs. Hirota fight was cut from the Japanese broadcast. Look, dude just broke his arm. Yeah, Aoki just broke Hirota’s arm. You can see the exact moment the bone cracks and slides into his
Everyone raise your hand if you purchased three non-refundable round-trip tickets to Anaheim, California in order to attend one of the biggest MMA events in 2009? Alright, now raise your hand if you drank yourself into a stupor when you found out Affliction: Trilogy was canceled? Now, raise your hand if you finished a comic
This is your last chance to hop on the Shinya Aoki bandwagon before it leaves your neighborhood. It only comes around once a year so kiss your parents goodbye and don’t forget to pack your toothbrush. Look, I even saved a seat for you. Today, EA Sports MMA announced that Shinya Aoki will grant everyone
Dan Hardy told us he has an Xbox problem. So do we. That’s probably the only thing we have in common with the guy. He has a hot girlfriend, we don’t. He’s the number one welterweight contender in UFC…I got a buy one get one free coupon at Arby’s which makes me the number one
The last time we ran into Dan Hardy, we had no clue what we were doing with this site. We still don’t, but back then we really didn’t know. Somehow we managed to get a press pass to the International Mixed Martial Arts Expo in Southern California and our reporter, Elena Lopez, located Dan Hardy
A plastic wrapper is like a condom for a Twinkie. So apparently a lower back tattoo is a stamp for a tramp. In case you need to send a tramp across the country, you know where to place the postage. I don’t really know a lot about tramp stamps other than they usually come in
We’ve spotted Gilbert Yvel on two separate occasions in two different areas of the country and both times we’ve ran up to him like kids running up to an ice cream truck. Ever since MiddleEasy started we’ve talked about Gilbert Yvel like some demigod living on a cloud occasionally coming to earth to procreate with
Whatever you got for Christmas, Fedor woke up Christmas morning and unwrapped a gym. A freakin gym. Not only any gym, but a Fedor gym. It’s called ‘Palace Combat’ (or Palace of Sport) and it was built in Fedor’s hometown of Stary Oskol, Russia in only nine months. Architecturally, it’s probably the biggest thing in
Looking at Marcus Jones is witnessing a tri-blend of man, raw emotion and absolute unorthodox purple-belt Brazilian jiu-jitsu. He’s the only guy that could KO you in the first round, stand over your carcass and then have a complete nervous breakdown and cry about it (well, the second guy). Marcus Jones self-appointed himself as the
Thiago Silva has promised the first death inside the octagon will happen at UFC 108, surprisingly Gilbert Yvel is not involved. In an interview with Sherdog, Thiago Silva said he’s coming into the cage at UFC 108 to either murder Rashad Evans or die trying. Once you get over the idea that both fighters have
Sometimes people get rocked and you sit back and say ‘Oh yeah, I saw that coming’. Occasionally there’s a punch that drops a fighter in such a spectacular fashion that you can’t help but kick every piece of furniture in your living room. UFC 107 was one of those scenarios. I think we all incidentally
Since everyone wants proof their favorite MMA fighters are indeed human, here is a collection of baby pictures courtesy of…a ton of sites. Props to Fightlinker.com, MMA-extreme.com, MMAWeekly.com and MMA-Portugal.com and all of the fighter’s respective biological father for having unprotected sex decades ago. Update (12/24/09): Found a few more, enjoy. BJ Penn
You had a good run man. Yeah, we all would still have liked to seen you brawl with King Mo but it’s cool. We all thought your fight with Takayama was one of the best bouts in MMA and your staredown with James Thompson was epic. Oh yeah, you had that movie which was…alright. Whatever
I know a girl that’s really into stars. She has a few of them tattooed on her body so I get her a telescope for Christmas because I thought she was really into astronomy. Except she told me that she was just into stars so I told her if she lived in Super Mario Land,
Todd Duffee is the new breed of heavyweight. He may even be the new breed of human. Todd Duffee looks like everyone of those M.U.S.C.L.E toys from the 90s were directly modeled after him. Dude is undefeated and has the fastest KO in UFC history. He also uses performance enhancing drugs like ‘Muscle Juice’ after
I had to put ‘bird’ at the end of the title to let everyone know that I’m talking about the large flightless bird and not the dude you see behind the cash register at Spencer’s with the ‘these cuts on my arm are symbolic of me rebelling against society’ attitude. That’s a really long, grammatically