MMA News

Werdum claims the UFC ‘used him’ and ‘threw him out’

The greatest challenge of this weekend was discovering the name of an 80s era RC car that had claws which emerged from tires at the flick of a button. It’s the most ignorant feature to ever be included in a motorized toy. I would love to have been a fly on the wall of that

The Korean Zombie calls out Omigawa

There are zombies in this world and yes, Korea has an ample amount of them. In 2008, Korea released its first zombie flicked entitled GP506 and it will probably grab your favorite zombie film by the neck, slap it around a bit and steal it’s wallet. I’m not sure if the movie was inspired Chan

The Korean Zombie calls out Omigawa

There are zombies in this world and yes, Korea has an ample amount of them. In 2008, Korea released its first zombie flicked entitled GP506 and it will probably grab your favorite zombie film by the neck, slap it around a bit and steal it’s wallet. I’m not sure if the movie was inspired Chan

Watch Big Nog, Anderson Silva and Wallid Ismail in this The Expendables promo

This video consists of a ‘who’s who’ list of Brazilian MMA practitioners but they are all overshadowed when Wallid Ismail comes in presumably claiming that the actors had ‘other men on the side‘. Wallid Ismail is forever in the WWE post-fight announcement pose. Even when Wallid is contemplating on which fighter he believes would make

The Sunday Morning Rumor Mill

Another start of another week of another month of another year and we still don’t fully understand who purchased the IFL. In the grand scheme of things, it pales in comparison to the fact that Inception will be the most mind-blowing thing you will witness this year. My pattern of thought has shifted since viewing

Before you do anything this weekend, watch this M-1 ring girl audition video

M-1 Global may be shutting down their office in the Netherlands, allegedly losing investors and not paying their fighters, but if there’s one thing they’re doing 100% correctly is selecting the most amazing ring girls on the planet. Although our favorite ring girl, Yelena Kudyra, has moved onto other projects since we met her at

Brazilian church adopts MMA as their official sport

Congrats Affliction. Now all of those grungy angel wings finally mean something. Hopefully we’ll be able to buy a limited edition ‘Jesus riding on the back of a dinosaur‘ shirt in the near future. Brazilian based ‘Renascer em Crist’ is one of the largest churches on the South American continent. If religion institutions had convenience

DREAM and their new business partner have declared war on the entire world

Earlier this year, DREAM 14 displayed some controversial imagery including the bombing of Pearl Harbor in conjunction with a series of Bjork + Imperial March hybrid musical sequences in elaborate pre-fight medleys that either left you scratching your head or readying your firearms in preparation for war. It’s obvious that Japan isn’t taking this whole

The Friday Morning MMA Link Party

The end of the week is here and there’s absolutely no MMA to watch (unless you live in Sydney, Australia). Take it easy, there’s no need to panic. The Friday Morning MMA Link Party is here to get the weekend started and slap your little faces with a variety of MMA links from around the

Jake Shields signs with the UFC, news that we already sort of knew

Everything has been officialized in the official officinating chamber: Jake Shields has signed with the UFC and will drop to welterweight to fight a ‘top’ contender and then eventually move on to GSP. It’s the one article of news that we already knew. In fact, we should all call it ‘knews’. Actually, I got a

Jake Shields signs with the UFC, news that we already sort of knew

Everything has been officialized in the official officinating chamber: Jake Shields has signed with the UFC and will drop to welterweight to fight a ‘top’ contender and then eventually move on to GSP. It’s the one article of news that we already knew. In fact, we should all call it ‘knews’. Actually, I got a

Watch this video of the nearly complete roster for EA Sports MMA

Personally, I counted a total of thirty-seven fighters in this video that no one knows the origin of. It’s mysterious, sort of like the reason why baby carrots are called ‘baby’ when they’re actually fully grown. An appropriate name would be ‘midget carrots’ or the more politically correct term ‘Regular sized carrots for little people’.