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Happy 4th of July from Gabriel Gonzaga

At the end of the day, Mexico, Canada, Brazil and all those other countries you learned about in school that reside on this continent are just as American as some dairy farmer from South Dakota. The fact is, we’re all just having a good time over here and not even a British petroleum company can

Happy 4th of July from Gabriel Gonzaga

At the end of the day, Mexico, Canada, Brazil and all those other countries you learned about in school that reside on this continent are just as American as some dairy farmer from South Dakota. The fact is, we’re all just having a good time over here and not even a British petroleum company can

The Sunday Morning Rumor Mill

The question of whether Brock Lesnar’s chin is made of titanium can now be put to rest. UFC 116 went down in the history as a bookie’s absolute nightmare. Someone out there made a prop bet of Brock Lesnar submitting Shane Carwin in the second round and they have just cashed-out on their extremely lavish

Team Takeover breaks down what you saw at UFC 116

This video is filled with roughly 800 quotes that you will write down, repeat to your friends and claim as your own. The official Team Takeover UFC 116 breakdown is here with a little co-promotion from MiddleEasy. Enjoy the thought process of a couple guys from Queens, NY that have undoubtedly watched more MMA than

The cover of UFC Undisputed 2010 predicted what happened tonight

Whenever you can find a videogame cover this prophetic, you want to bury it in a time-capsule and when your great, great grand kids unearth it, they’ll think their great, great grand father was an absolute lunatic. That’s how I want to be remembered in my family lineage, the grand father that buried insignificant stuff

Really, who can beat Brock Lesnar?

It feels like I’m a member of an elite group of MMA geeks who spaz out on internet memes so unknown that I’ll probably never get laid for the rest of my life. Sorry about that guys. Let me enlighten you on where exactly all of this ‘frate trane’ nonsense originated from. Two years ago,

That win was 10% Sexy 90% Roughneck

When your name begins with ‘Sex’ you’re almost guaranteed a blitzkrieg of drunk calls on a Friday night. If Sexyama was a burrito he would be stuffed with a pile of refried hotness (at least that’s what all the women tell me). Dude is the coverboy for Nike in Japan and just last year he

Kurt Pellegrino has already accused George Sotiropoulos of cheating

If you type ‘Pellegrino’ into UrbanDictionary.com, you get the following definition: A Term used to describe a Trisexual Caucasian Shemale, Who is an extreme dork that loves math. “Pellegrinos” are most likely shemales that play “World Of Worldcraft” and enjoys “Girl On Girl” Action. A Pellegrino also has a small uncircumcised penis. My god these

Kurt Pellegrino has already accused George Sotiropoulos of cheating

If you type ‘Pellegrino’ into UrbanDictionary.com, you get the following definition: A Term used to describe a Trisexual Caucasian Shemale, Who is an extreme dork that loves math. “Pellegrinos” are most likely shemales that play “World Of Worldcraft” and enjoys “Girl On Girl” Action. A Pellegrino also has a small uncircumcised penis. My god these

War Machine, if you find Jesus in jail tell him we’re big fans

So last week Lady Gaga gave somebody the middle finger at a Mets game and got moved to Jerry Seinfeld’s private luxury suite at the ballpark. War Machine gave the proverbial middle finger to authorities by violating his probation and assaulting people at two different San Diego bars…that earned him a not so luxurious suite

War Machine, if you find Jesus in jail tell him we’re big fans

So last week Lady Gaga gave somebody the middle finger at a Mets game and got moved to Jerry Seinfeld’s private luxury suite at the ballpark. War Machine gave the proverbial middle finger to authorities by violating his probation and assaulting people at two different San Diego bars…that earned him a not so luxurious suite

James Toney unleashes the cross-dressing Randy Couture doll

Laughing out loud at the American Sign Language translator who has the task of converting James Toney’s words into viewable hand-gestures. You’re better off grabbing a medieval flail and swinging it at every inanimate object in your proximity. When the dust settles, the deaf will know that James Toney spoke and the destruction caused by

James Toney unleashes the cross-dressing Randy Couture doll

Laughing out loud at the American Sign Language translator who has the task of converting James Toney’s words into viewable hand-gestures. You’re better off grabbing a medieval flail and swinging it at every inanimate object in your proximity. When the dust settles, the deaf will know that James Toney spoke and the destruction caused by

Cat’s Patheticly Unscientific and Lustfully BiASSed UFC 116 Picks

For the last 27 days its been too hot in the city of Atlanta to live. So because I don’t want to challenge mother nature I’ve spent my days inside not having a life and watching the first 5 seasons of Weeds on demand. I didn’t have a life before, but now that this death

Cat’s Pathetically Unscientific and Lustfully Biased UFC 116 Picks

For the last 27 days its been too hot to be even be alive in the city of Atlanta so rather than attempt to challenge mother nature I have been spending my evenings inside my house not having a life and watching the first 5 seasons of Weeds on demand. Sure, I didn’t really have a life prior

Not even the UFC ring girls can resist the appeal Sexyama

If my life flashed before my eyes, I only hope that one of those moments will be two unbelievably hot chicks checking out my butt. In a perfect world, there would be multiple scenarios in which women would check out my backside but then again, in a perfect world, I wouldn’t be dying. I’ll just