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Mayhem Miller thinks Nick Diaz is so stupid that it’s hilarious

There’s little to no guarantee that Mayhem Miller’s well-thought explanation of the events that transpired at Strikeforce Nashville will even register on Nick Diaz’s ‘209 scale’. To break the threshold, there first needs to be an impromptu recognition of disrespect followed by a brawl regardless of location (even hospital rooms are fair game). The fact

Mayhem Miller thinks Nick Diaz is so stupid that it’s hilarious

There’s little to no guarantee that Mayhem Miller’s well-thought explanation of the events that transpired at Strikeforce Nashville will even register on Nick Diaz’s ‘209 scale’. To break the threshold, there first needs to be an impromptu recognition of disrespect followed by a brawl regardless of location (even hospital rooms are fair game). The fact

Aleksander Emelianenko lost two teeth while FIGHTING A BULL on a game show

Until technology gets to the point where I can hear every language in the world translated through my iPhone while I ride shotgun on my friend’s Mattel Hoverboard, I’m going to settle for Google Translator while I travel from one corner of the room to the other in this Wal-Mart rollie chair. It looks like

Aleksander Emelianenko lost two teeth while FIGHTING A BULL on a game show

Until technology gets to the point where I can hear every language in the world translated through my iPhone while I ride shotgun on my friend’s Mattel Hoverboard, I’m going to settle for Google Translator while I travel from one corner of the room to the other in this Wal-Mart rollie chair. It looks like

Canada just broke the Nuclear Treaty with Sarah Kaufman’s Powerbomb

Tonight, the ‘Sarah Kaufman Train’ rolled through town and I had to buy a first class ticket. The Sarah Kaufman train consists of iron-reinforced countertops and slippery floors so that when you get slammed, it’s a guaranteed knockout. The Sarah Kaufman train is the most frustrating thing to get off of because even if you

If you’re into Japanese MMA, this shirt is amazing

Bloodstain Lane hasn’t had a chance to make a video ripping the Japanese mail system for their ridiculous postage costs, but I’m pretty sure it’s on his to do list. If shipping from Japan was reasonable, I’d probably order this Sakuraba shirt or this commemorative Dream 15 Tee. Thankfully, we just stumbled upon VXRSI and

Wow, UFC claims ownership to the word ‘Submission’

In Tucson, Arizona there’s a giant sign painted on the back of someone’s house that says ‘Happiness is Submission to God’. If you’ve ever attended the University of Arizona, you know exactly what I’m talking about. It’s at the corner of Euclid and 6th next to that liquor store that accepts fake IDs. The sign

Watch Dan Hardy talk about the time he went to China to be a Shaolin Monk

The only thing that prevented me from jumping in front of a bus in college was the knowledge that if everything didn’t work out, I could always travel to China and be a Shaolin Monk. Whenever your professor tells you that you write like an ‘infantile retard’, the ‘Shaolin Monk’ career option seems just a

Watch Dan Hardy talk about the time he went to China to be a Shaolin Monk

The only thing that prevented me from jumping in front of a bus in college was the knowledge that if everything didn’t work out, I could always travel to China and be a Shaolin Monk. Whenever your professor tells you that you write like an ‘infantile retard’, the ‘Shaolin Monk’ career option seems just a

Lloyd Irvin stopped a serial killer and he didn’t even know

I’m not sure how many of you remember that home invasion incident back in October of 2008 when Lloyd Irvin and Brandon Vera were held at gunpoint at Irvin’s house. Frankly, I can’t remember if I shaved both of my legs in the shower this morning or why I set an alarm on my phone that

Lloyd Irvin stopped a serial killer and he didn’t even know

I’m not sure how many of you remember that home invasion incident back in October of 2008 when Lloyd Irvin and Brandon Vera were held at gunpoint at Irvin’s house. Frankly, I can’t remember if I shaved both of my legs in the shower this morning or why I set an alarm on my phone that

The Friday Morning MMA Link Party

It’s the last day of the week and we finally have some MMA to hold you over until you drunkenly get into an argument with your neighbor later tonight. Roxanne Modafferi vs. Sarah Kaufman goes down tonight and it’s happening live on a television near you (or your friend’s house if you don’t have Showtime).

Now it looks like Sarah Kaufman has beef with Erin Toughill…

I wonder where along the linguistic timeline did Canadians start pronouncing their words with extra vowels in the middle for no apparent reason. It must be some evolutionary trait left over to unnecessarily complicate the work of sixth grade English teachers across North America. Tonight on Tapout Radio, Sarah Kaufman utilized her British Colombian accent