Tonight, the ‘Sarah Kaufman Train’ rolled through town and I had to buy a first class ticket. The Sarah Kaufman train consists of iron-reinforced countertops and slippery floors so that when you get slammed, it’s a guaranteed knockout. The Sarah Kaufman train is the most frustrating thing to get off of because even if you try, the doors will close forcing you to get hit on every inch of your body with steel wrecking balls disguised as human hands.There’s a reason why Kaufman is undefeated with a record of 12-0 and tonight, she just illustrated her dominance with the most amazing powerbomb slam anyone has ever seen from a Canadian. Props to Sarah on her ridiculously impressive win and just in case you missed it, here’s the improvised explosive device that shocked the world.
