If you ever wanted to hear Brock Lesnar say ‘Shoot some clay pigeons redneck style’ all within the same sentence then you are in luck. You no longer have to worry. Your worry days are over. Worry days are a thing of the past. Today is the day in which you will no longer have
30 years from now Fedor Emelianenko is going to be known as a giant who lives on top of a hill in Russia that drinks lava when he’s thirsty and eats explosions for a midnight snack. Before he turns into a legend that elementary school kids will read about in history books, you might as
What a bummer. Sources close to Mark Coleman have confirmed that The Hammer is officially out of his UFC 106 bout with Tito Ortiz. Actually Tito Ortiz confirmed it last night via Twitter. After misspelling “Coleman” a few times, Ortiz tweeted (twatted?) again with the correct spelling just in case there was any confusion. Now
I wonder how much the doctor’s bill is from all the epileptic seizures caused by looking at Shinya Aoki’s pants. It’s like the dude sent his pants to the Carebear’s Art and Science Institute, got them back and rinsed them in a rainbow. If Crayola and Spandex got drunk one night and hooked up, it’s
I just finished submitting my proposal to the International MMA nickname committee to officially change Tatsuya ‘Crusher’ Kawajiri to simply…Killer Kawajiri. The International MMA nickname committee, formally known as The Megaman Robotic Villian naming committee, gave us late 80s/early 90s classics like ‘Cut-Man’, ‘Bubble-Man’, ‘Quick-Man’ and of course the world-renowned ‘Guts Man’. After getting smacked
Minowaman, the first genetically engineered minnow/human hybrid. If he were a member of the Justice League of America, he could ride shotgun with Aquaman. Minowaman, coming to a bait shop near you. If those M.U.S.C.L.E.S toys from the 90s ever needed a human representative, I would promptly refer them to Minowaman. He’s the only guy
Pulling an all-nighter to watch Dream 11 is totally worth it if you’re serenaded with vintage Micheal Jackson and mid 90s Prince…along with a couple of middle fingers thrown in there. Bibiano Fernandes just upset the guy who upset Kid Yamamoto who upset everyone with getting this far with only a 2-0 record. Dude got
I heard the factory that makes that force field around Scott Smith’s chin is hiring. If you live in the Reno, Nevada area then you can probably get a job and do something else besides sit on your sofa and watch reruns of Rosanne. Watching reruns of Rosanne is a good thing to do if
Oh yeah, here’s that picture of Gina Carano topless you thought you would never see (technically, you’re still right). Yes she covers up and yes you can still us your imagination (like you’ve already been doing for years). Props to Cagewriter for giving me something to do the rest of the night (well until Dream
In 2008, Antonio McKee was voted the fighter fans would most like to see assemble a half-hour stand-up comedy routine (which would be like 28 minutes of him cracking on Brett Cooper). When Mousasi had to step out of the Dream Superhulk tourney due to an injury sustained at the M-1 Global Breakthrough exhibition (yeah,
Jay Hieron is loading his gun (again) and aiming it directly at god (again). Dude has the absolute worst luck in MMA. In our interview with Hieron, we asked him about the multitude of garbage that he’s endured throughout his career and if he could tell us which one sucked the most. Jay simply said
Fedor shocked the world this weekend by giving us evidence that he may in fact be human (or his Terminator model came equipped with a pre-programmed marriage script). On October 4th, The Last Emperor got hitched in Stary Oskol to a chick named ‘Marina’. Dude definitely did a good job and props to the priest
The ‘Oh no he didn’t’ train just rolled in town and Anderson Silva decided to pack his bags and hop on. The ‘Oh no he didn’t’ train is rumored to be heading back to 1994 where it belongs (along with phrases like ‘That’s whack’, ‘Cowabunga’ and ‘Smell you later’). In an interview with Sensei Sportv,
I know this guy and, for the sake of reducing the level of embarrassment he’s drowning in, I’ll call him Aquaman. Just a side-note: If you ever find yourself in a battle with Aquaman, drive him to some desert in Tucson, kick him in the shin and just leave him there. Instant victory. Aquaman and
The coolest thing about Beer Pong is that even if you lose, you still win. After the superbowl, the coach gets soaked in gatorade and if you were thirsty after the game…you’re pretty much screwed. When a team wins the NBA championship, they go in the locker room and spray champagne over each other which
If getting repeatedly arm-barred by a videogame character is a sign that your life is pretty much over, then I should borrow Arlovski’s gun and blow whatever brains I have left inside my head…directly out of my head. Fabricio Werdum is the reason why I will never beat UFC Undisputed in the heavyweight division. I