If you’re reading this, you have rawesomeade running through your veins. We’ve thrown that imaginary product around for over a year now, but there will be a day when you can walk into your local Wal-Mart and pick it up from the energy drink aisle. If Steven Seagal can do it, so can we. Actually,
They must be feeding seismic waves to those guys at Blackhouse. The most elusive gym in MMA holds three active championship belts in either Strikeforce or UFC and two of those champions are in a statistical dead-heat as to who can be called the pound-for-pound best fighter in MMA. Feijao will be defending his belt
Remember how you used to walk on your ankles and could do fun stuff like put socks on them — maybe throw on a tattoo if you’re a girl (or a Mets fan)? Well Masakazu Imanari will cut short all of that ankle fun you’ve enjoyed your entire life in a way that will have
In an attempt to get rid of some of our old inventory to make way for our new spring/summer stuff, we’re having a one-day-only sale entirely sponsored by Charlie Sheen. After hearing a 45-minute interview on the Howard Stern show this morning, it’s impossible to ignore that this man is filled with an overabundance of
Strikeforce Fedor vs. Werdum has been on my DVR for eight months and I still haven’t watched the main event. I’m sure a little bit of my soul is still aimlessly wandering around the HP Pavilion in San Jose from that night in June. In just sixty-nine seconds, Fedor was served his first loss in
There was a popular internet meme a few years back called “If you watch X backwards, it’s about Y“. It all started with a guy re editing Jaws into reverse chronological order and titling the new version of the 1975 classic “The story of a shark who throws up humans until they open the beach“.
It’s hard to make a story about a guy pooping in the woods civil and sophisticated. I even went for the more advanced ‘requisite’ instead of using ‘required’ in an attempt to make this somewhat of a high-brow ordeal. However, I do know if MiddleEasy was still under contract with [insert highly respected American publishing
Chael Sonnen brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol. If Chael Sonnen were a calendar, every month would be named Chaeltober, and every day he would kick your ass while simultaneously crushing your self-esteem. It’s a requisite for Chael Sonnen to make everyone’s eyes explode out of
In a decade from now, the History channel will make a documentary on the humble beginnings of MMA and somewhere in that two-hour film will be a montage of Genghis Con highlight reels. Hopefully, MiddleEasy will be in there too. We’ll be known as the site that protected the world from an imminent alien invasion
According to Brian Ebersole, the arrow on his chest is pointing to his chin to let opponents know how to defeat him. That’s the equivalent of a me having a neon sign pointing to my empty wallet whenever I go on a date to alert the chick they will eventually pay for everything. My friend
It’s Sunday afternoon and we’re already knee deep in the drama that was Michael Bisping vs. Jorge Rivera at UFC 127. You’ve seen the fight, read the innumerable amount of comments about it on the internet and you probably remember Michael Bisping denying that he spit on Jorge Rivera’s corner after he TKOd Jorge Rivera.
Each week AddictedMMA will be bringing you the best and most interesting comments by MMA personalities, some serious, some light humored. Enjoy! Mike Pierce (Twitter) Let me guess… this d-bag learned that cartwheel kick from Steven Seagal. On Brian Ebersole’s cartwheel kick Matt Mitrione (Twitter) Brian ebersol u r a classless asshole. u have enough
You can almost pinpoint the moment that our interview with Mark Hunt turned south. Specifically, it was when our interviewer asked ‘What type of Asian are you?’. It’s cool, our interviewer is Asian so he can ask those tough questions due to some double-standard racial technicality. Mark Hunt also has a blog in which he
It may be the afternoon in whatever part of the world you’re located in, but in California it’s still Sunday morning. Of course that means another edition of our weekly Sunday Morning Rumor Mill. As usual, it’s packed with enough rumors to make you call up your mother and tell her that you love her.
I yell at the TV a lot. Only during MMA and Football though, those are the only activities that can be electronically transmitted to me that makes me yell at them as if the participants can hear me, my wife and dog hate it. When it comes down to it why even yell? Why not
The only thing this slick trailer for Shogun/Jones is missing is that voice over dude (the guy that does every trailer you know who I’m talking about) saying: “Shogun…Jones. 2 fighters, 1 title, 3 lives hang in the balance”. As the music fades out a back lit hoodied New Yorker wearing sunglasses and fingerless gloves