Judging from the variety of messages spawning for his Twitter account, Phil Baroni is the closest thing the MMA world has to Ghostface Killah. If the Wu-Tang Clan ever needed a tenth member, Baroni would be the most qualified individual in this galaxy (and no, Cappadonna is not the tenth member of the Wu, you
Today I brought a turkey sandwich and a banana to Bryant Park. For lunch I proceeded to watch a bunch of guys play Petanque for an hour. These dudes had balls of steel, but in a completely different way than Joe Son. What I learned from watching their balls clash for an hour is that
A lot of people said that our interview with Phil Baroni was perhaps the most depressing thing to ever be published on the site. I’ve always considered it a rare insight into the mind of a guy that has a strong obsession with taking showers. It’s no surprise that Phil wants to win his next
Phil Baroni’s badassry is endless. Dude probably sips Alize for breakfast, has 22-inch rims on his computer chair and turntables spinning house music right in his walk-in closet just in case he needs to spontaneously break out into a fistpump dance. It’s 2010. You can’t just tweet the name of your next opponent to a
Phil Baroni’s badassry is endless. Dude probably sips Alize for breakfast, has 22-inch rims on his computer chair and turntables spinning house music right in his walk-in closet just in case he needs to spontaneously break out into a fistpump dance. It’s 2010. You can’t just tweet the name of your next opponent to a
A lot of people said that our interview with Phil Baroni was perhaps the most depressing thing to ever be published on the site. I’ve always considered it a rare insight into the mind of a guy that has a strong obsession with taking showers. It’s no surprise that Phil wants to win his next
Phil Baroni reminds me of my roommate in college that used to hold freestyle battles with the school cook he named ‘Chefy Poo’. He also told me Hollywood should cast him for the role of Spiderman because Tobey Maguire ‘looked too Polish’. Since Baroni resigned with the UFC, dude has endured some severe emotional turmoil
Last week, Phil Baroni made a little celebrity appearance in Mexico City where he informed the locals that those Aztec pyramids are pretty cool, but he is in fact ‘the best evah’. According to Baroni, he made a trip south of the border to ‘clear his mind’ for his next fight in the UFC. This
I planned on writing something witty for Phil Baroni’s introduction but some guy named Wenusan beat me to it nearly four years ago. This Wenusan guy decided to create a definition for Phil Baroni in the Urban Dictionary on May 3rd 2006 and it’s 100% accurate: “Phil Baroni is arguably the greatest showman in the
You know how when you are trying to create quantum telekenesis by experimenting with subatomic particles and you take a positively charged proton and smash it together with a negatively charged electron to create an electromagnetic force? Wait, you don’t do that do you? You know how people like to say “opposites attract”? Well yeah,
Hey what’s up East Coast. You would probably read this article if you weren’t buried thirty-feet in snow. It’s alright. While you’re snorkeling through your driveway tomorrow morning, Phil Baroni and Satoshi Ishii will be walking on the beaches of Hawaii with their shirts off. It’s all part of the process if you want to
Hey what’s up East Coast. You would probably read this article if you weren’t buried thirty-feet in snow. It’s alright. While you’re snorkeling through your driveway tomorrow morning, Phil Baroni and Satoshi Ishii will be walking on the beaches of Hawaii with their shirts off. It’s all part of the process if you want to
How can anyone not like Phil Baroni? Dude is like the MMA version of Ghostface Killah. If Baroni had to make a list of his top five influences in MMA, dude would just platinum-plate the list and wear it around his neck. Normally, if someone was a self-proclaimed ‘New York Badass‘ you would act like
How can anyone not like Phil Baroni? Dude is like the MMA version of Ghostface Killah. If Baroni had to make a list of his top five influences in MMA, dude would just platinum-plate the list and wear it around his neck. Normally, if someone was a self-proclaimed ‘New York Badass‘ you would act like
If the Wu-Tang Clan ever needed a tenth member, Baroni would be the most qualified individual in this galaxy. At the weigh-ins for Strikeforce: Lawler vs. Shields during his face-off with Joe Riggs, dude spent the entire time yelling at the camera man who tried to get him closer to Riggs. All of which happened
If the Wu-Tang Clan ever needed a tenth member, Baroni would be the most qualified individual in this galaxy. At the weigh-ins for Strikeforce: Lawler vs. Shields during his face-off with Joe Riggs, dude spent the entire time yelling at the camera man who tried to get him closer to Riggs. All of which happened