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War Machine can’t get a Slurpee, flips out, and his entire world collapses on him

War Machine can’t get a Slurpee, flips out, and his entire world collapses on him

Let’s not forget, Slurpees always taste better then they’re coming out of the head of a holographic Fedor.

When we published our story of War Machine trying to clean-up his life and return to MMA back in 2010, we used a photo of one of his mugshots because we literally exhausted all of our War Machine profile pictures. Minutes later he called just to tell me that it was pretty messed up that we used his mugshot. Yeah, it was. I personally changed the picture immediately after the phone call. 48 hours later, he broke the news to the MMA world that he would be going to prison for a year due to an incident that occurred near a night club in San Diego.

Now years later, War Machine has been a free man for nearly two years, yet it seems like he’s always on the brink of flipping out and destroying all of human civilization. Check out this vlog War Machine published yesterday of being denied a Slurpee at 7-11.

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