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Steven Seagal is now teaching Arizona the fine art of school shooting prevention

Steven Seagal is now teaching Arizona the fine art of school shooting prevention

The story of Steven Seagal can be summarized as such: Boy meets girl, boy has unprotected sex with girl, girl makes one of the baddest [expletives] to ever high-kick out of a woman’s womb, baby grows up to star in a variety of early 90s action movies, movie star makes an energy drink comprised of Golgi berry that taste surprisingly good, movie star allegedly teaches the greatest of all time a kick he invented, greatest of all time knows the kick but plays into the lesson, greatest of all time pulls off the kick to knock out his opponent and the movie star takes credit for it, greatest of all time gets harassed by Chael Sonnen — and finally Steven Seagal has been enlisted to help security in Arizona prevent school shootings.

Make fun of Seagal all you want, at least the dude is taking an active stance on preventing another school massacre instead of having insensitive debates on gun control *cough* National Rifle Association (NRA) *cough*. Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio has enlisted Sensei Steven Seagal to train his volunteer posse on how to properly handle a school shooting. Naturally, this has been met with criticism from protestors to which Seagal responded with:

Anybody who has criticized me or the sheriff for standing up to help the children, in my opinion, is an embarrassment to the human race.

While politicians debate on what should be done with guns in America, Steven Seagal is training school security to teep kick guns out of the hands of assailants. There something commendable about that — strange, but commendable.

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