I feel that if aliens landed on the planet and decided to talk to the Russian government to get a further understanding of the human species, it wouldn’t necessarily be accurate or even believable. Those same aliens may just depart the planet under the belief that every human is just rapidly approaching a senseless and humiliating death. If that did happen and the aliens had some nefarious plan to take over the planet, then Russians would have prevented them from changing the course of humanity. Those guys would be the saviors for an entire civilization. Wow, my Russian neighbor would never let me live that down.
Seriously though, if any of you want to hear a theory of the ‘hidden’ history of humanity, watch this video. It’s not even near as bad as what you think it is. You can either watch that, or this clip of a Russian guy competing in a tag team MMA match and then defeating both opponents in 32 seconds at Arrows MMA. There is no other option. You must choose only one.