The last day for Americans to sign up for Obamacare was December 24th. For those that have been living in a cave for the past year, this policy enables every American to obtain affordable (or in some cases free) health care. I started signing up for it until I realized that I made too much money to receive free healthcare, which is somewhat of a bummer. Granted, since I’ve been vegan I haven’t been sick so hopefully I can ride out this good health streak until the Annunaki arrive on Earth and reveal their plans for the course of humanity at some point before 2015.
Oh, it’s going to happen — you just wait.
In the meantime, let’s all revel at how ridiculous Russia is since that never gets old. Check out what happened in this bout in which a fighter sustains a large gash on the forehead, gets his entire head bandaged by the cageside doctor, and then is permitted to go back in the cage to fight. Pure insanity, these Russians.
