In Africa, UFC made cauliflower ears that doubles as radios, yeah it’s pretty weird…

Cauliflower ear, the vegan cannibal’s first choice in human cuisine. Seriously though, what are in those things. Shrouded in a lump of skin and flesh, the meaning of life could be stored in one of those things for all we know. If I had an indispensable amount of money, I would make a company that packaged actual cauliflower florets in a giant plastic cauliflower ear and then market it to MMA fighters. Then I would sit back in my executive office chair and watch that company company, because that’s just a horrible friggin’ idea. Shame on you for letting me think something that dumb. All of you are banned.

Alright, so UFC thought it would be a great idea to target the MMA audience in Africa by creating fake cauliflower ears that doubles as a radio. Yeah man, we thought it was weird too. Props to @MattK187 for the find.

Published on December 9, 2013 at 10:16 pm
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