Cauliflower ear, the vegan cannibal’s first choice in human cuisine. Seriously though, what are in those things. Shrouded in a lump of skin and flesh, the meaning of life could be stored in one of those things for all we know. If I had an indispensable amount of money, I would make a company that packaged actual cauliflower florets in a giant plastic cauliflower ear and then market it to MMA fighters. Then I would sit back in my executive office chair and watch that company company, because that’s just a horrible friggin’ idea. Shame on you for letting me think something that dumb. All of you are banned.
Alright, so UFC thought it would be a great idea to target the MMA audience in Africa by creating fake cauliflower ears that doubles as a radio. Yeah man, we thought it was weird too. Props to @MattK187 for the find.
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