Thiago “The Pitbull” Alves just defeated brain surgery and got medical clearance to fight Jon Fitch this August in Oakland, California. That’s about 345 times more hardcore than I can ever dream to be. I don’t even know if I could have an ingrown toenail surgically removed and then sign up to fight Martha Stewart in a pillow fight. OK, that’s a lie. I can handle that, I think. Check out this YouTube clip of Thiago earlier in the week eating pasta, putting on a ‘I choked out brain surgery’s ass’ operation gi, showing off some delicious pecs, getting medically cleared and even offering up a UFC 114 prediction. Yeah, all that in a video under five minutes. Enjoy!