Nut shots shut down Suplex City. In the battle between a beast athlete and an undead demon the plot quickly morphed into one of the toughest SOBs to enter a WWE ring versus a veteran ring general with nothing to lose. The Undertaker and Brock Lesnar closed WWE’s 2015 version of SummerSlam with an epic match where both men left pieces of themselves inside the squared circle.
Lesnar shot out the gates with a violent assault on the Undertaker while the dead man was still coming down for his entrance. To his credit Taker’s walk to the ring was rather brisk but not quick enough to halt the hate-lust Lesnar has held deep in his heart for the last month. After Undertaker rallied back with some vintage offense that made you forget he was closing in on five decades on this earth, Lesanr shut it all down with a vicious release German suplex.
Then Lesnar was done playing around as he F-5’d Taker through the announce table. A brutal bump to a body that has over two decades of WWE ring wear on it. In the process of attempted murder, Lesnar busted himself open and began bleeding all over purple face.
After another comeback from The Undertaker that left both men laid out the only thing left to do was to have both men sit up in unison than manically laugh at each other. What were we seeing? What were these human video characters thinking? The brief moment of mark-out comedy shoved between a strong style hose fight lead into each participant spamming their finishers. Until a quick bell ringing lead to an awkward finishing sequence.
While Lesnar had Taker locked in a kimura submission, the timekeeper rung the bell much to the angry of the referee in charge. After a low blow on the restart The Undertaker locked in his Hell’s Gate submission until Lesnar passed out from the pain. The Undertaker is still supernatural but he’s also a dirty cheating old man that needed to get his “W” back at all costs. Sorry Beast.