Since your favorite MMA vlogger, Bloodstain Lane, ethered his big toe in a work accident just a few hours ago, I’ll dedicate this article to our nine-toed friend. Let me start by sharing a random dream I had last night which somehow incorporated a Bloodstain Lane appearance in a supermarket. In this dream, a group of people were assigned to various teams with only one assignment: to party as long as possible. My team had the colors of baby blue and white, reminiscent to the Greek flag. I vaguely remember screaming something along the lines of ‘Yo, let’s just call our squad ‘Team Feta” and everyone unanimously agreed with me. On our way to the supermarket to buy ‘adult refreshments,’ Bloodstain Lane was randomly browsing the frozen food isle, complete in his trademarked shades, leather gloves, hat and hoodie. I informed him there was a free internet stream at 4:00 am of a Japanese MMA welterweight tournament. To celebrate the newly discovered info, he purchased a tray of frozen Japanese hors d’oeuvre for our team. When we arrived back at the party spot (which was located in some underground cave), we were told someone was raped in the vicinity twice in two nights but apparently that didn’t hinder our need to rage on through the night.
All of that occurred within the cellular walls of my brain on Thursday night and without MiddleEasy, no one would have known. Now that Dan Hardy wants to pull off a cartwheel kick tomorrow at UFC Live: Hardy vs. Lytle, without this site (and the Australian Daily Telegraph) you would have never known.
“Brian connected me recently on Twitter and dared me to try the cartwheel kick. Even sent me some video of him perfecting the move at a training camp in Thailand.”
“So, yeah, I’ve watched it a few times and taken some mental notes.”
“Actually, I think I can probably outdo it.”
“I’ve spent years doing Tae Kwon Do so I’ve got some pretty crazy kicks myself. If I’m going to rise to this challenge, and the opportunity presents itself during the fight, I’ll have to come up with something flashier.”
The amount of free MMA on this weekend is downright filthy. To the point where you may want to take a shower after every event. If you see Jason Nawara in Milwaukee, Wisconsin for UFC Live: Hardy vs. Lytle, tell him how incredibly whack Dragon Age is. Thank you. Have a nice day. [Source]