I’ve got a message for the eyebrow waxing lady who singed the skin off my upper eyelid yesterday: ‘I’m coming for you!’ It’s bad enough I had to walk around with with a busted nose and eye a few weeks ago from a door that whipped into my face. Now I’ve got to go another week or so walking around with scabbed over burn marks above my eyeballs. People at work are going to start thinking I’m a member of some super secret underground fight club or weird torture fetish society. So, if by some freakish chance you are reading this Miss beauty school dropout- one day when you least expect it vengeance will be mine! I’m tired of walking around looking like an advertisement for neosporin.
Seems like Alistair Overeem is getting a little bit tired too. He’s getting tired of the comments questioning his monsterous physique. In an interview with FiveKnuckles.com he had this to say about Junior Dos Santos recently questioning how The Reem could have gotten so big without any steroidal assistance:
“I have no answer. Like I said, he can say what he wants. I’ve fought numerous times in the states. I’ve always done all the tests, like all the other athletes and I’ve always come through the test negative.”
When asked who he wants to fight next:
“Cain Velasquez. And why? Because he is the UFC champion, and believe you me when the tournament is over, I’ll be coming for him. And after I’m done with him, we’re gonna go after Dos Santos for his nice comment.”
I personally think The Reem is a real version of The Incredible Hulk. Horse meat is to Overeem as gamma radiation is to The Incredible Hulk. It doesn’t turn him green when he gets angry-it just makes him come for you with Hulk kicks that shatter every bone in your body and turn you into a rubbery blob of flesh and humility. [source]