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A Lesson in Bathroom MMA: Outnumbered? Choke out your opponent and walkoff like a boss

A Lesson in Bathroom MMA: Outnumbered? Choke out your opponent and walkoff like a boss

In an obvious ode to Mark Hunt’s walkoff capabilities we have some street mixed martial arts contested in very tight quarters. Bathrooms are not just for playing Goat Simulator or checking your Snapchat while you’re on the clock at work anymore. Open your eyes and you might see actual MMA occurring while you’re taking your next extended bathroom break.

What started as a one on one MMA brawl delves into a pro wrestling lumberjack match that then turns into a four on one team MMA fight. Like the tides of the ocean, the odds in street MMA can quickly roll out of your favor. But what’s this?!? A leg kick? Haymakers? Street Jiu-Jitsu? Even on dirty bathroom tile floor don’t sleep on your opponent’s ground game or you will get put to sleep. 

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