After I watched my 24th ESPN2 replay of Brock Lesnar collapsing Frank Mir’s consciousness with vicious ground and pound I just sat back and wondered…can anyone beat this guy? Maybe the question was…is this even a guy? Dude is like the end level boss on Double Dragon 2. Brock’s neck and chin is connected by
The Anderson Silva vs. Vitor Belfort saga plays out like some screenplay that can only be written by Sherri Shepherd. For anyone that’s not familiar with Sherri Shepherd, she’s one of the co-hosts on that yenta show people call The View. Her first month on the job she was asked if the world is flat
Staph infection is just a friendly reminder that anyone can forcefully vomit at the drop of a hat. Last night Mayhem tweeted (twatted?) that Jake Shields ‘pimply’ leg gave him a staph infection (among other things). Now Mayhem has revealed just what it means to be the incubating host of an entire infestation of intergalactic
You may have heard of James Cagney from every old-school mobster movie imaginable. Angels with Dirty Faces has to go down as one of the most politically incorrect, inappropriate flicks that ever emerged from the 1930s. The final shoot-out is bullet for bullet one of the greatest scenes to ever come out of Hollywood (Alright
At the post-fight press conference last week, Fedor said he was more famous in America than he was in Russia. This was just about the same time half of our crew was asked for their press credentials for the third time by some guy that looked remarkably like the luck dragon in The Neverending Story.
The injury hammer is strong this month. Last night, Shane Carwin announced that he would be out of UFC 108 while he’s rehabbing his MCL. That leaves Cheick Kongo and Frank Mir as the only top 10 heavyweight bout planned in 2010. Well, that is until Joe Silva throws a little Junior Dos Santos vs.
If you don’t know how severe a staph infection can get, may I point you to the direction of Kevin Randleman. Two years ago, Randleman had the nastiest staph infection civilization has ever witnessed. It’s not even debatable. Around this time in 2007, Kevin Randleman released a few pictures that instantly had the entire MMA
Judging by the kool-aid smile Randy Couture has in this picture, I think the dude is doing just fine after his divorce of Kim Couture a few months ago. Yep, he’s doing great. Whenever I’m 46 I can only hope to score a hot 18 year old like this. Actually we’re not sure how old
The UFC 105 post-fight press conference happened and after Dana White made his Brock Lesnar announcement, the results of tonight’s fight seemed irrelevant. Dana White stated that Brock Lensar has a potential career ending illness and he may be stripped of his title. Bet you didn’t see that one coming when you woke up with
Looks like Dan Hardy has been training with Miss Cleo. Recipient of the 2009 award for best mouth-guard, Dan Hardy revealed to Nottingham.co.uk that he is in fact a pioneering time traveler. Despite Mike Swick and Dan Hardy having ‘pleasant conversations’, it didn’t save Swick from the beating that he just gave him. Hardy predicted
Out of the many people that have crossed Nick Diaz’s path (in or out of a hospital in Las Vegas), Koji Oishi definitely gets the award for being the most desperately inventive. Dude had a plan unlike any MMA fighter out there. He was a visionary. Koji Oishi was ahead of his time. If we
If you can party like GSP, then you’ve probably been sent to the emergency room more than once. The night after his UFC 100 win over Thiago Alves, dude admitted that he got so drunk that he forgot his whole name. I thought we had a crew drinking in Vegas. During the UFC 100 weekend,
When our interviewer met Roxanne Modaferri for the first time, he completely geeked out. The type of geeking out that would get your head dunked in a toilet and thrown in a locker back in high-school. Luckily, things are a little different now. He doesn’t have to rely on a bus to take him home
I would imagine with Dana White being in the UK for a few days now, he’s already met the guy that hangs out in the corner of the Victoria train station right next to the subway. Dude wears white alligator skin boots with a matching white suit and if you ask him politely, he will
When our interviewer, D**k Grayson, told Mark Hunt computer games were nerdy dude got heated. Really heated. He proclaimed video games weren’t nerdy and if he said it again he would shoot him. Luckily, Mark Hunt was located on the opposite end of the planet. After D**k Grayson changed his urine soaked boxers, he eventually
It looks like the Renzo Gracie vs. Matt Hughes rumor has finally been groomed and is ready to attend the truth prom at UFC 109. We all know Renzo Gracie is hot (coming from a straight guy who eats cheddar rice cakes, Yoplait and has an obsession with putting ‘lines’ in the carpet when he