Even Junie Browning’s answering machine hates you. If you happen to run into Junie Browning and get his phone number, you will be greeted to an array of offensive messages that are wildly entertaining. Almost like watching Artie Lange self-destruct on the Howard Stern show…but with more nurses injured. ProMMA called Junie in an attempt to unlock the meaning of life. This is what they were told: