Or maybe he was a goth or indie kid. One of the last places stereotypes are encouraged is Street MMA.
If you can’t make vast generalizations in a random Street Fight than where can you?
Our dude has definitely listened to some Operation Ivy at one point in his Teenage Life. The Ramones at least? Give MiddleEasy something kid.
Whether this fine Canadian gentleman is a fan of The Bouncing Souls and Rancid or Wilco and Daniel Johnston (RIP), he’s got a mean right hook buried deep in his emo soul.
There is nothing more Punk Rock than a Street MMA comeback.
The possible Bruce Springsteen fan had the upper hand in the early going. Completely ignoring the body, young Bruce corned our hero and just spammed back of the head strikes. Sure they weren’t powerful or doing much damage, but dammit he was going to throw those Asbury Park haymakers.
The alleged ska, punk, or ska-punk fanboy employed the rope-a dope-strategy. Eat a ton shots, charge up your Dan Henderson H-Bomb meter, and just fling them like it was UFC 100.
Oh honey, tramps like us, Baby, we were born to……and your knocked out on the sidewalk. It. Is. All. Over. Somewhere Dan Henderson is giving the world a big old toothy smile while listening to some Tsunami Bomb on his headphones.
In honor of Hendo, Punk Rock Kid even landed plenty of follow-up shots on his clearly knocked out rival. Michael Bisping hates this, but fans of Against Me! love that Street MMA violence.